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I AM DOCTOR DOUCHE!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:20 pm
by Doctor Douche
<font size="6"><b><font color="yellow"><font face="Tahoma">I AM DOCTOR DOUCHE!! KNEEL BEFORE ME, CRETINS!! OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE NEGATIVE ZONE, WHERE YOU WILL SPEND ETERNITY AS MY TAMPON!!!</font id="Tahoma"></font id="yellow"></b></font id="size6">
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:24 pm
by DR. DOOM!
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="4"><b>BAH! THE ONLY BEING I MIGHT BE INCLINED TO KNEEL BEFORE IS ZOD. THEN I'LL SEND HIM TO THE NEGATIVE ZONE. OH, THAT REMINDS ME:
<font size="6">*ZAP*</font id="size6">
HAVE FUN IN THE NEGATIVE ZONE, BEOTCH. SAY "HI" TO PYROFREAK AND SNIGTAD FOR ME!</b></font id="size4"></font id="Comic Sans MS">
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:10 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
You are a fagoty ass fagot.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:36 pm
by DR. DOOM!
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Snigtad Flornbi</i>
<br />You are a fagoty ass fagot.
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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="4"><b>TIME TO GO BACK TO THE SPANK-BOX, FLORNBI!</b></font id="size4"></font id="Comic Sans MS">
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:36 pm
by Doctor Douche
<font size="6"><b><font color="yellow"><font face="Tahoma">I AM FREE LIKE A MORE EXPENSIVE MATTRESS!!!!
DOCTOR DOOM CANNOT CONTAIN MY AWESOME POWERS IN THE NEGATIVE ZONE!!! I HAVE ESCAPED AND AM HERE TO REIGN OVER YOU PATHETIC TAMPONS!!!
KNEEL BEFORE ME!!! KNEEL, I SAY!!!
SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!</font id="Tahoma"></font id="yellow"></b></font id="size6">
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:22 pm
by captain funtime
What a fuckin mongoloid you are. Dr. DOuche....sounds like you drank your moms dirty douche water.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:04 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
God dam it sure smells gay in here!!!
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:00 pm
by Doctor Douche
<b><font color="yellow"><font size="6">FALL TO YOUR KNEES, STINKY-CROTCH MORTALS!!!!
SOON MY MASTER PLAN FOR MAXI DOMINATION SHALL PRESENT ITSELF!!!!
AND YOU WILL ALL COWER IN FEAR AND PEE IN YOUR PANTS LIKE WIDDLE BITTY BABIES!!!!
WATCH FOR MY HERALD!!! AND KNOW THAT WHEN YOU SEEM HIM, YOU WILL FEAR HIM!!!
<i>SO SPEAKS DOUCHE!!!!!</i></font id="size6"></font id="yellow"></b>
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:09 pm
by Jar Jar Binks
<font face="Lucida Console"><b><font size="6"><font color="yellow">Hide-oh, Doctor Douche! Meesa name Jar Jar Binks. Mooie, mooie, meesa loves this site when meesa first find, but bombad darthvyn never makin' meesa a bombad moderator, okie-day?
Can meesa be Herald of Douche? Meesa do real good job as Herald, and not drop and break plastic applicators. And meesa already talkin' in yellow.
What yousa say? Since moderator terror squad tewwible, can meesa be yousa next Herald, so meesa can rob and crunch everone?</font id="yellow"></font id="size6"></b></font id="Lucida Console">
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:35 pm
by Doctor Douche
<b><font color="yellow"><font size="6">DONE!!!!!! ONCE YOU LEARN TO SPEAK IN ALL CAPITALS, YOU SHALL BE HERALD #3!!!!!
<i>SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!</i></font id="size6"></font id="yellow"></b>
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:47 pm
by Slimmie
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Snigtad Flornbi</i>
<br />God dam it sure smells gay in here!!!
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">This once, <i>and only once</i>, I will agree with Snigtad.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:59 am
by anarky
Man, this herald shit is getting old.