I AM DOCTOR DOUCHE!!!

Doctor Douche · Post by **Doctor Douche** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:20 pm

I AM DOCTOR DOUCHE!! KNEEL BEFORE ME, CRETINS!! OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE NEGATIVE ZONE, WHERE YOU WILL SPEND ETERNITY AS MY TAMPON!!!

DR. DOOM! · Post by **DR. DOOM!** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:24 pm

BAH! THE ONLY BEING I MIGHT BE INCLINED TO KNEEL BEFORE IS ZOD. THEN I'LL SEND HIM TO THE NEGATIVE ZONE. OH, THAT REMINDS ME:

*ZAP*

HAVE FUN IN THE NEGATIVE ZONE, BEOTCH. SAY "HI" TO PYROFREAK AND SNIGTAD FOR ME!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:10 pm

You are a fagoty ass fagot.

DR. DOOM! · Post by **DR. DOOM!** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:36 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Snigtad Flornbi
 You are a fagoty ass fagot.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

TIME TO GO BACK TO THE SPANK-BOX, FLORNBI!

Doctor Douche · Post by **Doctor Douche** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:36 pm

I AM FREE LIKE A MORE EXPENSIVE MATTRESS!!!!

DOCTOR DOOM CANNOT CONTAIN MY AWESOME POWERS IN THE NEGATIVE ZONE!!! I HAVE ESCAPED AND AM HERE TO REIGN OVER YOU PATHETIC TAMPONS!!!

KNEEL BEFORE ME!!! KNEEL, I SAY!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:22 pm

What a fuckin mongoloid you are. Dr. DOuche....sounds like you drank your moms dirty douche water.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:04 pm

God dam it sure smells gay in here!!!

Doctor Douche · Post by **Doctor Douche** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:00 pm

FALL TO YOUR KNEES, STINKY-CROTCH MORTALS!!!!

SOON MY MASTER PLAN FOR MAXI DOMINATION SHALL PRESENT ITSELF!!!!

AND YOU WILL ALL COWER IN FEAR AND PEE IN YOUR PANTS LIKE WIDDLE BITTY BABIES!!!!

WATCH FOR MY HERALD!!! AND KNOW THAT WHEN YOU SEEM HIM, YOU WILL FEAR HIM!!!

SO SPEAKS DOUCHE!!!!!

Jar Jar Binks · Post by **Jar Jar Binks** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:09 pm

Hide-oh, Doctor Douche! Meesa name Jar Jar Binks. Mooie, mooie, meesa loves this site when meesa first find, but bombad darthvyn never makin' meesa a bombad moderator, okie-day?

Can meesa be Herald of Douche? Meesa do real good job as Herald, and not drop and break plastic applicators. And meesa already talkin' in yellow.

What yousa say? Since moderator terror squad tewwible, can meesa be yousa next Herald, so meesa can rob and crunch everone?

Doctor Douche · Post by **Doctor Douche** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:35 pm

DONE!!!!!! ONCE YOU LEARN TO SPEAK IN ALL CAPITALS, YOU SHALL BE HERALD #3!!!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:47 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Snigtad Flornbi
 God dam it sure smells gay in here!!!
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">This once, and only once, I will agree with Snigtad.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:59 am

Man, this herald shit is getting old.