Where's Snigtad?
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:05 pm
Snigtad Flornbi, who was severely beaten and abused by otters over a week ago, has been missing since Thursday!
Snigtad's Uncle Rodger claims to have not seen him, and says he was writing a book, or something. His friend, Dell Rusk, claims he is in Argentina, farting on bullfighters.
However, vynsane.com's crack (smoking) news team has deduced that he is actually hiking on the Appalachian Trail... naked!
Snigtad is expected back tomorrow. We hope. Not.
Snigtad's Uncle Rodger claims to have not seen him, and says he was writing a book, or something. His friend, Dell Rusk, claims he is in Argentina, farting on bullfighters.
However, vynsane.com's crack (smoking) news team has deduced that he is actually hiking on the Appalachian Trail... naked!
Snigtad is expected back tomorrow. We hope. Not.