Snigtad Flornbi, who was severely beaten and abused by otters over a week ago, has been missing since Thursday!
Snigtad's Uncle Rodger claims to have not seen him, and says he was writing a book, or something. His friend, Dell Rusk, claims he is in Argentina, farting on bullfighters.
However, vynsane.com's crack (smoking) news team has deduced that he is actually hiking on the Appalachian Trail... naked!
Snigtad is expected back tomorrow. We hope. Not.
Where's Snigtad?
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Where's Snigtad?
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Re: Where's Snigtad?
you missed a 'fact'...Newsbot wrote:However, vynsane.com's crack (smoking) news team has deduced that he is actually hiking on the Appalachian Trail... naked... farting on Argentinian bullfighters!
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Re: Where's Snigtad?
The Appalachian Trail or Argentina with his lover?Newsbot wrote:
However, vynsane.com's crack (smoking) news team has deduced that he is actually hiking on the Appalachian Trail... naked!