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Advice for the next generation

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:24 pm
by anarky
All of us old farts can add one bit of advice for the younger crowd. I'll start:

1) Fuck a lot of cougars while you're still young.

Re: Advice for the next generation

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:47 pm
by Diabolical
2) Cheap porn probably isn't good porn.

Re: Advice for the next generation

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:48 pm
by anarky
3) But free porn will always work in a snap

Re: Advice for the next generation

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:50 pm
by mabudon
4) If you EVER have to ask yourself "Is there any way this could fall in the toilet??" the answer is O YES

Re: Advice for the next generation

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:38 pm
by Antropov
5) If you have five spare minutes jerk off. Who knows when you'll get another chance.

Re: Advice for the next generation

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:44 pm
by Double_G
Antropov wrote:5) If you have five spare minutes jerk off. Who knows when you'll get another chance.
Done and done.