Advice for the next generation

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:24 pm

All of us old farts can add one bit of advice for the younger crowd. I'll start:

1) Fuck a lot of cougars while you're still young.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:47 pm

2) Cheap porn probably isn't good porn.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:48 pm

3) But free porn will always work in a snap

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:50 pm

4) If you EVER have to ask yourself "Is there any way this could fall in the toilet??" the answer is O YES

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:38 pm

5) If you have five spare minutes jerk off. Who knows when you'll get another chance.

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:44 pm

Antropov wrote:5) If you have five spare minutes jerk off. Who knows when you'll get another chance.

Done and done.

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