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Optimus Prime present at the birth of Baby Jesus!!
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:46 pm
by Eternal Padawan
As was Mickey Mouse, Coffee magnate Juan Valdez, and the Turkish Premier.
Darkseid, Lord and Ruler of Apokalips, was also rumored to be in attendance.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:40 pm
by jjreason
The best present baby Jesus got wasn't on this list - the ancestors of the Grips and Grins actually held the birth slightly in reverence, and let the parents rest for an entire night before debasing them completely.....
..... in front of God, and everyone. Bad dum bum.
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:04 pm
by Santa Claus
Get real.
The kid may have been God, but he was born on Christmas.
So who the fuck do you think gave him the best Christmas present?
Dumb fucks.
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:45 am
by Eternal Padawan
Really SANTA. I don't think taking off your pants and swaddling the lord baby Jesus in your urine stained thermal underwear is considered "a gift"
Who's the dumb fuck now lard ass?
By the way, I saw your "niece" Monica Claus in that video with her college dorm roommates and HOTCHA. let's just say I made a little eggnog and leave it at that...
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:09 am
by jjreason
Hmmmm, I've got a similar story about that Destiny's Child Christmas video that came out a couple of years ago. I'm still chafed.