Optimus Prime present at the birth of Baby Jesus!!

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Who gave baby Jesus the best birthday present?

Optimus Prime's lifetime supply of Energon
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20%
Jaun Valdez's lifetime supply of coffee, plus $1000 in Starbucks coupons
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20%
Turkish Premier's promise of the best strippers/prostitutes at Jesus' 18th birthday, plus some Turkish Delight
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No votes
Darkseid's gift of a personal Motherbox, the use of his Omega Beams for one week, and all expense paid 3 night stay at the Vegas Resort of baby jesus' choosing
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No votes
Gold, Frankincense, Myrrh, etc
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20%
Mickey's Complete collection of Disney movies on DVD, a new Home Theater system, and Minnie in lingerie for a night
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40%
 
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Optimus Prime present at the birth of Baby Jesus!!

Post by Eternal Padawan »

As was Mickey Mouse, Coffee magnate Juan Valdez, and the Turkish Premier.




Darkseid, Lord and Ruler of Apokalips, was also rumored to be in attendance.
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The best present baby Jesus got wasn't on this list - the ancestors of the Grips and Grins actually held the birth slightly in reverence, and let the parents rest for an entire night before debasing them completely.....


..... in front of God, and everyone. Bad dum bum.
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Post by Santa Claus »

Get real.

The kid may have been God, but he was born on Christmas.

So who the fuck do you think gave him the best Christmas present?

Dumb fucks.
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Really SANTA. I don't think taking off your pants and swaddling the lord baby Jesus in your urine stained thermal underwear is considered "a gift"


Who's the dumb fuck now lard ass?




By the way, I saw your "niece" Monica Claus in that video with her college dorm roommates and HOTCHA. let's just say I made a little eggnog and leave it at that...
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Hmmmm, I've got a similar story about that Destiny's Child Christmas video that came out a couple of years ago. I'm still chafed.
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