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THE TREU STOREY OF BAT MAN!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:02 pm
by Dell Rusk
I SAW A MOVE THE OTHR NITE ON HBO IT WAS CALELD BAT MAN BEGANS! IT STRATED WIT A LITTEL BOY BLOING HIS DADDEY!! THEN THEY WANT 2 A MOVIE + THE BOY SAYED LETS LEAV I AM SO GAY I DO NOT WANT 2 B HEAR I WANT 2 SUCK DONG!!!! + SEW THAY LEFT + A GUY JUMPD OUT + SAYED HEY I WANT 2 abuse UR GIRL, HIS DAD SAUED WHY NOT ME I AM A GAY, + THE GUY WAS GROSED OUT + SHOT THEM BOTH, THEN THE BOY WAS CRYNG + SAYED WHY DID U SHOOT THEM? HE SAYED THEIR GAY. WHAT WRONG WIT THAT ASK THE BOY HAVE U EVR BEN GAY, I GAY + I WIL SUCK U! THE GUY SAYED OOH I LIEK 2 B SUCKD LETS DO IT, SO THEY HAD ALL SORTOF GAY SEX, THE BOY SAYED LET ME SUC MY DAD 1 LAST TIEM, THE MAN SAID BATMAN U R A GOOD GAY, HE SAYED I AM NO BAT MAN YET 1 DAY I WILL BE, SUPER GAY WIT A CAP + EVERTHIN!!!! + THIN HE WENT 2 ENGLAND + FUCKD SUM GAY NINJAS + THE GUY FROM THAT JEWASH MOVE!!!! HE SAVED THE JEWSH GUY FROM FALLIN OFF A CLIF + THEN FUCKED HIM N THE ICE!!!! hE CAME HOME + FUCKED HIS BUTLAR + THE GUY FROM THE GREEN MILES + BECAME BATMAN!!!! THEN HE FUCKED JOKER + THEN HE MET PENGWAN + CAT GIRL + CATGIRL SAYED WANT 2 FUCK, BAT MAN SAYDD NO I WONT 2 FUCK PENGIN, SO HE FUCKD THE FAT GUY IN MAKE UP 4 SEVAN HOURS, IT WAS A DAM LONG MOVIE, THEN A FLYING TRYANGAL BROKE + ZOD CAME OUT + THEY FUCKED + JON MAIDEN + RICHARD SIMONS + THAT OTHER GAY FUCKED EACH OTHAR 2, + THEN MABUDAON WAS BUSE FUCKING CERO + THEY JOINED IN. IT WAS SO SO GAY. THEN BAT MAN + HIS LITTEL BOY FRIEN FUCKED A SHARK!!!!! I HAD 2 THRO AWAY MY T V BECAUSE IT SMELED SO GAY AFTAR THAT!!!!!
I BURNED U GOOD BAT FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:26 pm
by Alex Trebek
The category is Imbicils. For $100, the answer is "He made the above post."
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:56 pm
by Slimmie
Damn, Dell. Any strate guy woulda just changed the channel.
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:56 pm
by The Grin
"Who is that bonehead Dell Rusk?"
I've got one for you, Trebek. For the category of "Your mother" the answer is "It happens all the time"
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:59 pm
by Alex Trebek
The Grin wrote:
"Who is that bonehead Dell Rusk?"
You are correct, Dell Rusk is the correct response.
The Grin wrote:
I've got one for you, Trebek. For the category of "Your mother" the answer is "It happens all the time"
What is burns the cookies?
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:00 pm
by The Grin
Nope. Wrong. The correct answer is How often does the Grin fuck your mother?
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:07 pm
by anarky
Christ, Dell, just when I think you can't possibly get any stupider, you go and do something like this to prove me wrong.
And you guys wonder why I don't post here anymore? Jeez.
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:08 pm
by Robin
Holy profuse profanity, Batman! Now Dell Rusk has turned to slander!
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:12 pm
by Batman
You're trying to anger me... Rusk. It won't work. As becoming mad is known to raise one's blood pressure, I have honed my self-control to the level of... a bat. Nothing could possibly anger me. Your dastardly plan simply cannot work.
However, for good measure, perhaps I should throttle you, so that you do not spread any more such... slander among the other citizens, who are not in such great Bat-shape.
K-POW!
SOCK!
WHAM!
My apologies, citizens, for that display of violence. Hopefully, it will keep Rusk in check from this point on.
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:15 pm
by kidhuman
You should have planted a Bat-a-rang right between his eyes.
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:13 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
kdi human luvs batman... IN THE BUTT!!
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:47 pm
by SweetRain
Snigtad Flornbi wrote:kdi human luvs batman... IN THE BUTT!!
oy vey............
Re: THE TREU STOREY OF BAT MAN!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:07 pm
by anarky
I miss Slimmie.
And, aside from the random abuse of mod powers, I kinda miss old Dell.
Re: THE TREU STOREY OF BAT MAN!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:08 pm
by anarky
anarky wrote:And, aside from the random abuse of mod powers, I kinda miss old Dell.
Wait, um, no I don't.
Re: THE TREU STOREY OF BAT MAN!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:28 pm
by anarky
Still don't.