THE TREU STOREY OF BAT MAN!!!!!!!

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THE TREU STOREY OF BAT MAN!!!!!!!

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I SAW A MOVE THE OTHR NITE ON HBO IT WAS CALELD BAT MAN BEGANS! IT STRATED WIT A LITTEL BOY BLOING HIS DADDEY!! THEN THEY WANT 2 A MOVIE + THE BOY SAYED LETS LEAV I AM SO GAY I DO NOT WANT 2 B HEAR I WANT 2 SUCK DONG!!!! + SEW THAY LEFT + A GUY JUMPD OUT + SAYED HEY I WANT 2 abuse UR GIRL, HIS DAD SAUED WHY NOT ME I AM A GAY, + THE GUY WAS GROSED OUT + SHOT THEM BOTH, THEN THE BOY WAS CRYNG + SAYED WHY DID U SHOOT THEM? HE SAYED THEIR GAY. WHAT WRONG WIT THAT ASK THE BOY HAVE U EVR BEN GAY, I GAY + I WIL SUCK U! THE GUY SAYED OOH I LIEK 2 B SUCKD LETS DO IT, SO THEY HAD ALL SORTOF GAY SEX, THE BOY SAYED LET ME SUC MY DAD 1 LAST TIEM, THE MAN SAID BATMAN U R A GOOD GAY, HE SAYED I AM NO BAT MAN YET 1 DAY I WILL BE, SUPER GAY WIT A CAP + EVERTHIN!!!! + THIN HE WENT 2 ENGLAND + FUCKD SUM GAY NINJAS + THE GUY FROM THAT JEWASH MOVE!!!! HE SAVED THE JEWSH GUY FROM FALLIN OFF A CLIF + THEN FUCKED HIM N THE ICE!!!! hE CAME HOME + FUCKED HIS BUTLAR + THE GUY FROM THE GREEN MILES + BECAME BATMAN!!!! THEN HE FUCKED JOKER + THEN HE MET PENGWAN + CAT GIRL + CATGIRL SAYED WANT 2 FUCK, BAT MAN SAYDD NO I WONT 2 FUCK PENGIN, SO HE FUCKD THE FAT GUY IN MAKE UP 4 SEVAN HOURS, IT WAS A DAM LONG MOVIE, THEN A FLYING TRYANGAL BROKE + ZOD CAME OUT + THEY FUCKED + JON MAIDEN + RICHARD SIMONS + THAT OTHER GAY FUCKED EACH OTHAR 2, + THEN MABUDAON WAS BUSE FUCKING CERO + THEY JOINED IN. IT WAS SO SO GAY. THEN BAT MAN + HIS LITTEL BOY FRIEN FUCKED A SHARK!!!!! I HAD 2 THRO AWAY MY T V BECAUSE IT SMELED SO GAY AFTAR THAT!!!!!

I BURNED U GOOD BAT FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UR SO GAY I BET U THANK THIS SONG IS ABAUT U DONT U U FUCKIN FAGGET
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Post by Alex Trebek »

The category is Imbicils. For $100, the answer is "He made the above post."
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Post by Slimmie »

Damn, Dell. Any strate guy woulda just changed the channel.
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Post by The Grin »

:thegrin:

"Who is that bonehead Dell Rusk?"

I've got one for you, Trebek. For the category of "Your mother" the answer is "It happens all the time"


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Post by Alex Trebek »

The Grin wrote::thegrin:

"Who is that bonehead Dell Rusk?"
You are correct, Dell Rusk is the correct response.
The Grin wrote:
I've got one for you, Trebek. For the category of "Your mother" the answer is "It happens all the time"


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Nope. Wrong. The correct answer is How often does the Grin fuck your mother?


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Christ, Dell, just when I think you can't possibly get any stupider, you go and do something like this to prove me wrong.

And you guys wonder why I don't post here anymore? Jeez.
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Post by Robin »

Holy profuse profanity, Batman! Now Dell Rusk has turned to slander!
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Post by Batman »

You're trying to anger me... Rusk. It won't work. As becoming mad is known to raise one's blood pressure, I have honed my self-control to the level of... a bat. Nothing could possibly anger me. Your dastardly plan simply cannot work.

However, for good measure, perhaps I should throttle you, so that you do not spread any more such... slander among the other citizens, who are not in such great Bat-shape.


K-POW!

SOCK!

WHAM!

My apologies, citizens, for that display of violence. Hopefully, it will keep Rusk in check from this point on.
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Post by kidhuman »

You should have planted a Bat-a-rang right between his eyes.
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

kdi human luvs batman... IN THE BUTT!!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Post by SweetRain »

Snigtad Flornbi wrote:kdi human luvs batman... IN THE BUTT!!
oy vey............
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I miss Slimmie.

And, aside from the random abuse of mod powers, I kinda miss old Dell.
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anarky wrote:And, aside from the random abuse of mod powers, I kinda miss old Dell.
Wait, um, no I don't.
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Still don't.
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