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Re: Football
Gonna post something foosball-related under the Semi-Daily Dose of Metal....

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What an absolute clinic the Lions put on tonight. On both sides of the ball. Two offensive drives longer than 95 yards, one lasting almost 11 minutes. 7 sacks. Strip and fumble recovery on King Henry.
Looking at their entire schedule, this was the one I thought would be their most difficult/losable. Not even that worried about KC. Commanders and Eagles will also be tough, but if we stay healthy, I’m feeling good about the season.
Looking at their entire schedule, this was the one I thought would be their most difficult/losable. Not even that worried about KC. Commanders and Eagles will also be tough, but if we stay healthy, I’m feeling good about the season.
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Well, well, well. 1/4th of the way thru the season and look who has accumulated the most points after four games. Detroit with 137. And the Bills right behind them with 133.
Fuck the Steelers for making me root for Aaron Rodgers in their win against the Vikings. And fuck the Cowboys for making me root for them last night. A tie is better than nothing I suppose. The Las VegasRaiders Max Crosby almost made the weekend perfect. Goddamn, can we trade for him before the deadline?
Please stay healthy. Please please please.
Fuck the Steelers for making me root for Aaron Rodgers in their win against the Vikings. And fuck the Cowboys for making me root for them last night. A tie is better than nothing I suppose. The Las Vegas
Please stay healthy. Please please please.
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The Lions had it so well in hand today, Fox decided we didn’t need to see the 4th Quarter and switched over to the Commanders/Chargers game.
Sorry the Bills lost. ‘Twas a good game.
The real shocker this week was the Broncos taking down the Eagles.
Sorry the Bills lost. ‘Twas a good game.
The real shocker this week was the Broncos taking down the Eagles.
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I wasn't surprised that the Bills lost. It seems like everything was going to be too easy for them because so many of their opponents have losing records.
Last week on my fantasy team, I started the Colts' QB, who threw a pass to a WR, who fumbled the ball out of the endzone because he was celebrating the TD before he crossed the line. This week, I started the Cardinals' RB, who fumbled the ball out of the endzone because he was celebrating the TD before he crossed the line. What are the chances?
Last week on my fantasy team, I started the Colts' QB, who threw a pass to a WR, who fumbled the ball out of the endzone because he was celebrating the TD before he crossed the line. This week, I started the Cardinals' RB, who fumbled the ball out of the endzone because he was celebrating the TD before he crossed the line. What are the chances?
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These guys refused to call a single penalty on KC in last nights win over the Lions. Everything from taunting to holding to being offsides to illegal blocks in the back are apparently permitted when you hand the refs big bags of Mahomes money.
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"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
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- Tom Foolery
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The NFL literally lets Kelce do anything he wants because he’s Mrs. Taylor Swift and they want all them Swifties to be NFL fans.
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Ugh. At least GB also lost.
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Kelce took a pretty good shot to the chest at the end of the first half. We'll see if they fine the Bills player that did it.
Speaking of Kelce, I thought this excerpt was funny.
https://sports.yahoo.com/article/taylor ... p_catchall
Speaking of Kelce, I thought this excerpt was funny.
https://sports.yahoo.com/article/taylor ... p_catchall
Swift was 'shocked' by Bills Mafia last year
Adam Lefkoe, friend of the Kelces, spoke with Kay Adams on Up & Adams and detailed how Swift and Co. felt about Bills fans.
"I have heard from people very close that it was not a great experience in Buffalo. It was not. For all parties involved. And I'm talking about the most famous of all the parties," Lefkoe said. "I think that it kind of shocked the Kelce family and everyone related to the Kelce family the reception they got."
"I think they were kind of going in being like, 'This is going to be an amazing game with good energy.' And they got there and they experienced Bills Mafia in full form, in its complete ruthlessness."
"And I think they left and went, 'I don't know if I want to experience that again.'"
So, it won't be surprising if Swift doesn't make an appearance on Sunday.
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What an exciting first half. I went from worrying the Eagles were gonna blow their lead just like the fuckin’ Giants did against the Bears, to laughing out loud at how bad he shanked that kick.
Packers drop from first to third in the Division, and the Lions are back on top.
Packers drop from first to third in the Division, and the Lions are back on top.
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Not sure what the Buccaneers did to piss off the Bills social media team but:
https://x.com/BuffaloBills/status/1990230911024046387
https://x.com/BuffaloBills/status/1990230911024046387
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Ffffffffffffuck. Remember when we lost the NFC championship game a couple years ago because Dan Campbell can’t resist going for it on 4th? Same energy here. That shitty OPI call at the end was just a cherry on top.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
