the vynsane asylum

This site is really cool! I've been lurking here for a few years, but I've never been able to register. Every time I tried, I got a weird error message that said, "Nice try, jerky."

But this morning, I tried again, and voila! I'm in! I got up pretty early this morning, because Natalie is always in the mood when she wakes up, and I don't like to be late to ROTC drills. After we were done doing our thing, I went outside to shoot my guns, but it was raining. So I figured I'd try registering here again while I waited for the school bus, and this time I was able to register.

I really like the new look. Vynsane, you made a wise choice selling the domain to the guys at Action Online.

I'm a little disturbed to see many old faces from SSG talking about how gay they are in their signatures. God damn, I hate gays! If I wouldn't get arrested, I'd shoot one or two every day after boinking Natalie. Oh well. I see Amy and Dell and a few others seem to be straight, so I'm not too worried. I'll just keep from turning my back on the rest of you.

I also noticed you guys complaining about an SSG member named Asshole. I did a search there under my current name, and I couldn't find any such user. Did all the butt sex go to your minds?

Well, I plan to stick around, despite all the homoerotic vibes. If any of you decide to switch teams and need some girl advice, let me know. I'm a total pro with the ladies.

Hoom!

ah, sonovabitch, what tok u so long u r kewl!

this place is so kewl!. First AO takes over and now this kewl dued is here. may b he can teech us 2 b straigt!

Maybe you should work on fuckin his Dead optical sight thingy.


Got you good, burn bitch ass.

Deadeye's mother is one of the best at giving head. Afterwards, your shaft and head have a shine to them. You now need sunglasses to look directly at my cock.

dEADEYE, YOU'RE A LIAR. tHERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US. yOU'VE NEVER MET nATALIE pORTMAN, MUCH LESS BANGED HER. i, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE MADE YOUR DADDY SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGIE ON MANY OCCASIONS. aS I RECALL, YOU ONCE WATCHED US, JACKED OFF INTO YOUR HAND, THEN MIXED THE GOOEY NASTINESS INTO A MUG OF cOCA-cOLA, AND DRANK IT DOWN WHILE MUMBLING, "mAN, i WISH i WAS A DADDY SO bIZARRO tHE gRIN WOULD NOTICE ME."

yOU'RE A DISTURBED LITTLE BOY, dEADEYE.