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emperordaddypants
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:53 pm
by Doctor Douche
YOU SURVIVE!!!!!!!
I AM AGAIN IN NEED OF A HAROLD!!!!!! JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE VYNSANE.COM!!!!!!!
THE DAWN OF DOUCHE DAY SHALL FALL SOON, MY HAROLD!!!!!!!!
SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:50 pm
by emperordaddypants
TOGETHER WE SHALL DOOM THIS BUNCH OF FUCKWADS. YOUR HAROLD IS AT YOUR SERVICE
SO QUEEFS DOUCHE
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:53 pm
by Darth Vader
emperordaddypants wrote:TOGETHER WE SHALL DOOM THIS BUNCH OF FUCKWADS. YOUR HAROLD IS AT YOUR SERVICE
SO QUEEFS DOUCHE
What is thy bidding, my master?
What? Sorry, wrong emperor. 
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:16 pm
by The Grin
Doctor Douche! I have a proposal for you. The Grin brand Adult toys (molded from yours truly) would like to expand into the Feminine Hygiene arena. I've been face to face with a few grinning mollusks that have been far from fresh.
Anyway, I would like to offer you the job of CEO of The Grin Brand Feminine Products. My ad campaign is lined up and I will give you more info on it later
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:16 pm
by The Grin
I'm waiting, Douche, but not for much longer. I just signed the 2 Live Crew to sing the slogan.
"Everybody say HEY go wash the pussy!"
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:21 pm
by vynsane
oh, no! is "The Grin" trying to side with douche???
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:27 pm
by The Grin
I wouldn't say "side" with him. More like finding a business partner for The Grin Brand Feminine Products. With a name like Douche, I'm sure he knows all about vaginal freshness.
Free samples will be sent to your mothers. Hopefully they will get the hint.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:22 pm
by Doctor Douche
UNFORESEEN FORCES FORCE OUR HAND!!!!!!!!!
I THOUGHT THAT ONCE I HAD TRICKED THE MODERATORS INTO LEAVING, THE CONQUEST COULD TAKE PLACE AT OUR LEISURE!!!!!!! BUT WHOEVER IS BEHIND THIS PRETENDER FLORNBI HAS THE ADVANTAGE OF SURPRISE THAT WE NOW LACK, HAVING LOST IT TO THEM!!!!!!!!
WE SHALL SOON GIVE THIS FORUM A PERIOD IT SHALL NEVER FORGET!!!!! BUT IF THE ARCANE RITUAL IS COMPLETED BEFORE WE SPILL INNOCENT NON-MENSTRUAL BLOOD. . . . ?????
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:34 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
what the fukc is goin on, i can see a bucnhc of pusseys but icanot kikc you're asses, and why duz the daet say septamber did i miss dooshe day? if i did i will dobel kick docter doomes fagget ass.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:06 pm
by emperordaddypants
ALL HAIL DOUCHE
It worked Master, we did it, they are all DOOMED!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:01 am
by kidhuman
What did you do? Shoot a load in his left eye?
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:59 pm
by Darth Vader
emperordaddypants wrote:ALL HAIL DOUCHE
It worked Master, we did it, they are all DOOMED!!!
I've seen this before. Some Emperor tries to control some young prodigy. Prodigy gains power. Emperor tries to control prodigy. Prodigy and his father toss Emperor down a shaft just before his forces are defeated by teddy bears. If I were emperordaddypants, I'd find a new doctor and re-think my plans. But who am I? It's not like I exterminated the Jedi and controlled the galaxy or anything.
And keep an eye out for teddy bears.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:34 pm
by homeless man
emperordaddypants wrote:ALL HAIL DOUCHE
It worked Master, we did it, they are all DOOMED!!!
You guys rock, thanks for bringing back my main nigga!