Hey Vyn

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Hey Vyn

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Go suck a big fat cock. may be mine that would be kewl + then maybe we could FUCK!!! YAY!!!!
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Just like his mother sucked mine last night? She tried to snowball me, but I slapped the bitch until she swallowed it.

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With outbursts like that do you have to wonder why you're DOOMED!!!!?
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Post by captain funtime »

Slicker, I bet if you went to Japan you couldnt even get laid in a massage parlor there with a fist full of fifties.
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captain funtime wrote:Slicker, I bet if you went to Japan you couldnt even get laid in a massage parlor there with a fist full of fifties.
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Well, the boy did join the Navy. It's just a matter of time before he ends up in the Phillipines and plays a game of "Smiles." Smiles is a game usually played by 4 guys. They sit at one of those tall tables that are typically at bars. Under that table are 4 women. The 4 guys have to sit there while they get blowjobs. The first one to smile, loses and has to buy a round.

Come to think of it, that's how I met kidhuman's mom.


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VYN IS DOOMED!!!
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Post by Ran »

Hey Vyn! You have to come to Las Vegas in February. On my way home from work today, there was a new billboard. It said "The Producers Coming to the Paris Hotel and Casino. Starring DAVID HASSELHOFF."
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Wow!

Who would The Hoff play? I know about the craptacular musical (haven't seen it, but it's a musical, so it's automatically craptacular), and it might actually be worth seeing for this type of star power. But would The Hoff be Bialystock or Bloom?

In case you're wondering how I know the characters' names, the film doesn't suck. It rules.
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it would be awesome if he was playing hitler.
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Post by Bizarro Captain Funtime »

Vyn, you rock.

I'm not gay, but if I were, I'd totally teabag you.
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