the vynsane asylum

Okay, at church you're supposed to be all holy and shit, right? Mind out of the gutter and all that.

So why are you supposed to dress up?

Reason I ask is because women look incredibly fucking hot in thin skirts and tops that show off their cleavage? And you know the young holy rollers are incredibly tight virgins. So the preacher's up front talking about the wages of sin, and just about every guy in the audience is thinking, "Man, I'd like to bend this hot blonde over the next pew and suck those big ripe melons dry and rip her panties off and pound her like a jackhammer pounds pavement right here in front of God and everybody."

It just seems a bit incongrous to me, you know?

I bet a lot of wives get the best fucking of the week on Sunday afternoons.

Out of respect for God & Jesus, I'm guessing. But there are hotties at church, without fail. Makes me wonder if - because they're more than likely goody goodies - that they don't get how boneriffic those tight black pants are (particularly when the bright red or bright green string from the t-bar rides up and out of the back of them), or how much guys love the skin tight t-shirts that you can see the bra through.

Really though, they must get it. They must! Maybe they dress up because they have this belief that they're going to meet their mates at church?

well, obviously it's to meet a nice god-fearing church-going man, and how else are you going to do that than let them know you're a total whore - a hot, slutty, bible reading whore.

jjreason wrote: (particularly when the bright red or bright green string from the t-bar rides up and out of the back of them)

That, my friend, is why I love Target. I haven't been to church in years so Target is the next best thing to find girls with whorish mouths and whale tails.

Slicker wrote:

jjreason wrote: (particularly when the bright red or bright green string from the t-bar rides up and out of the back of them)

That, my friend, is why I love Target. I haven't been to church in years so Target is the next best thing to find girls with whorish mouths and whale tails.

So it's not just me then. Last weekend there was a hot little cashier that was bending over to pick up something and it exposed the butt floss undies she was wearing. Not that I was looking or anything.

Me neither *shuffles off covering crotch with hands*.

Zeppelin's "Hey Hey What Can I Do" was on the radio this morning. There is a line about how they went down to church on Sunday and how his woman looked so fine. It made me think of this thread.

You know, one of my friends used to use the word "church" as code for strip club. It makes more sense now.

Can I go to church with you guys sometime? The the only skin showing at the churches I've been to belong to old women who, despite having turkey waddles hanging from under their arms, insist on wearing tank tops.

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:Can I go to church with you guys sometime? The the only skin showing at the churches I've been to belong to old women who, despite having turkey waddles hanging from under their arms, insist on wearing tank tops.

Sure, dude. My office isn't far from the airport, so I can pick you up and the "churches" aren't all that far from the Strip. Some of them even have buffets, so its like you never have to leave. Just bring plenty of singles for donations.

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:Can I go to church with you guys sometime? The the only skin showing at the churches I've been to belong to old women who, despite having turkey waddles hanging from under their arms, insist on wearing tank tops.

that is a crappy stripclub...