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Dude, I feel like Dell
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:31 pm
by arnaky
Ever do something really stupid? Like last night, I was buying some Marvel Legends at Wal-Mart and the cashier was this older Barbara Bush type with hairy arms. And when she bent over to show me how to use the ATM terminal, she caught me checking out her cleavage.
And that's when I realized I had a boner!
And I'd forgot to wear pants that morning. God damn it I hate when that happens.
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:38 pm
by jjraeson
Wow, that's pretty bad, Chux. The worst I've ever done was forget to zip my fly on a day when I forgot to do laundry and am going commando.
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:25 pm
by Slicker
Man the worst I've done is fuck both your moms...at the same time.
Ohhhhhh burn. i got both u bichs good.
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:53 pm
by anarky
Funny, I don't remember buying any Marvel Legends last night. The rest sounds familiar.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:05 am
by El Chuxter
There seems to be a lot of use of this avatar.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:14 am
by sl1cker1138
I love Dell, he is an inspiration to us all
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:50 am
by Boner Mazo
dell is the reason i stil post here lol he liikes me and frends are hard to find lol most kids spit at me and tel me my moma smells like catfish but not dell lol
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:01 am
by Dell Rusk
if u fell like me, u must feel sexy!!
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:03 am
by Dell Rusk
lol boner ur mom does not smell like cat fishies
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:58 pm
by Ran
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:14 pm
by anarky
I've brought up with the real JT (not this freakazoid Bizarro) that I doubt CC is for real. I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of you turkeys.
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:29 pm
by Slicker
anarky wrote:I've brought up with the real JT (not this freakazoid Bizarro) that I doubt CC is for real. I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of you turkeys.
I thought that almost immediately. Maybe there are actually people worth of the Rusk/Flornbi/Mazo name.
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:53 pm
by Boner Mazo
lol dicker yuor momma remidns me of hunrgy hunrgy hippos becus whenevr i slap her but her mouth opens and she puts my white balls in it lol
lol buuuuuurn bich lol
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:31 pm
by vynsane
Boner Mazo wrote:lol dicker yuor momma remidns me of hunrgy hunrgy hippos becus whenevr i slap her but her mouth opens and she puts my white balls in it lol
lol buuuuuurn bich lol
uhoh... someone's crossed over the line from retarded to actually clever and funny!!! that actually made me LOL and i hate that phrase...
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:25 pm
by Antropov
These menances are like some sort of parasitic alien species that learns from it's host. They're not really that funny or smart, it's just osmosis.