Scammed at Target

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:25 pm

I am posting this to let you know what happened to me and to make sure it doesnt happen to you. I became a victim of some clever scamming at Target.

Here is how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are packing it up with your shopping.

They both start washing your windshield with some towels and Windex while their breasts are rubbing up against the glass and almost popping out. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip they say "No" and instead ask you to drive them to another Target. You agree and they into the back seat of the car.

On the way there they start having sex with each other. Then the other one climbs over the seat and starts to perform oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Thursday, Friday, Twice on Saturday, Sunday and also yesterday and probably tonight.

The Ghost of Lemmys Warts · Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:06 am

Decoy wallet. Consider making one.

Now, um...what Target was this scam happening at? I would like to investigate.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:41 am

Funny schtuff.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:28 am

Ha. The same thing happened to me, except they weren't paying attention, so I drove them back to the same Target. Dumb bitches. I offered them a ride to the new Target and they couldn't steal my wallet 'cause they already had it. Two blowjobs for the price of one!

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:06 am

sounds like fun when i am old enough to drive i will go to target but i will have a wallet full of burito wrappers and they will steal it and be pissed off when they get out of the car and find their is no money lol