the vynsane asylum

Is anyone else sick of this shit yet? It seems that no matter what Hasro puts out, it's the wrong thing. "WAAA! The Senate Pod is too small!" "WAAA! It needs to have soft goods!" "WAAA! It needs to be in a neutral pose!" "WAAA! It's kitbashed!" "WAAA! Let's make yet another fucking list of what we want vs. what's already out so we can have the same bland, pointless discussion about it that we had three days ago where everyone posts 'I like that idea' as their reply!" "WAAA! Make every boring goddamn Imperial officer so I can complain that it looks nothing like him and kick and scream that you need to make another one!" "WAAA! They released the same Han for the 83rd time and because I'm a retard I HAVE TO buy it!"

Seriously. Shut the fuck up. If you don't like it, don't buy the piece of shit. Buncha goddamn Snigtards <font color="red">over there</font id="red">.

But the Custom Choppers, man, those things blow.

Oh, for sure. But there's a marked difference between bitching about those and the Transformers and bitching because the new Han Carbonite doesn't have knee articulation. WTF? Are you tring to recreate all the exciting hijinks that happened on Slave 1 between Bespin and Tattooine?!

Heh. Exciting hijinks. You made me giggle with that one CS1138.

CAPTAINSOLO1138 IS DOOMED. SO SPEAKETH EMPERORDADDYPANTS

It's not just the knees. The whole figure sucks donkey balls. If they'd made the carbonite block anywhere close to the appropriate size that would have helped - as would have NOT painting the barf on his shirt - as would have adding the knee articulation. It's not the Slave I ride, turkeys, it's the skiff battle that I want a Han for. The whole first wave of Saga2 sucks ass.

YOUR FIGURES ARE NOT DOOMED!!!!

Well, I see a clone of this thread finally appeared over at the other site.

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Rogue II</i>
<br />Well, I see a clone of this thread finally appeared over at the other site.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Well, unfortunately it had to be done. Those fucking people <font color="red">over there</font id="red"> are just pissing me off. They truly are never happy with anything offered. They can all go fuck there mothers. Present company is excluded from the mother fucking.

I typically ignore those threads. But in the few review threads I do read, I'm amazed on how anal those guys can be.

Did you see that one thread a while back begging for more Nemoidians? I didn't feel like arguing with the prequel-defenders, but wasn't Lott Dodd and the nemoidian warrior 2 of the biggest peg-warmers from their respective lines?

And pegwarm they did, Rogue II. That new Neimoidian whatthefuck with the silver armor is keeping the burgendy one company in my parts.

"Now there are two of them!"

I've wanted to make a post like that over there for a long time, but I think the thread title "Shut the fuck up, you whiney retards!" may have put me in league with asshole and Tom Foolery.

The mirror of this thread on <font color="red">the other site</font id="red"> has been revived. Now they are complaining about you complaining about them complaining.

Back at swc, I took a shot at them, but no one seemed to care:
http://www.swcollecting.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=629

I love it. And there whole thing falls back on the fucking bane of my existence. That being that goddamn SA bullshit. These people would be utterly fucking sunk if they actually started collecting back in '96 with only 6 points of articulation.

Just last weekend I was looking through the early POTF2 figures, trying to figure out which one was the first to have more than the standard 6 points of articulation. Now I can't remember who it was. [frus]

I remember getting excited because Mara Jade was the first who could actually hold her gun in such a way that her finger fit in the trigger guard.