the vynsane asylum

I'll tell ya who.

Yesterday I had an interview for a supervisor postion at work. What they do is a panel interview, which is take three people and interview them at the same time. Well, in the middle of the interview the dude next to me busted out this huge fart. It smelled so bad, like 3 kids shit their diapers at the same time in the back seat of a chevy cavilier with the heat blasting. The interviewer just stopped right in the middle of the question when he did this. I just hung my head and held in busting out laughing. I guess its safe to say he is shit out of luck on the promotion

If farts could travel at the speed of sound, we would smell them almost instantly, at the same time we hear them.

it's like that sentence is ALWAYS appropriate!

My God. I had a coworker rip one off while we were standing by waiting for the social worker to speak to this lady about her kids - imagine the filthiest living environment on record - she heard the fart and said "I think those cops just farted in my kitchen!!!" Needless to say, I'm laughing right out loud at this point.... and my friend says "No ma'am, that was just my boots squeaking on your shiny clean floor."

Holy shit JJ, you aint the only one laughing out loud. That is damn funny

Christ, we still piss ourselves over that.... and it's likely been 5 years. All time career highlight for sure.

Sad thing is, I'm also on the same team as Kidhuman @ work...The dude who ripped the big one tried to deny it after everyone found out...I was like
"guess he blew that promotion literally." I think my worst episode is from gym class--you know the sit up test (1 minute)to get the presidential blue ribbon or whatever the fuck it was called back in the day...Well right around sit up #63 I came up to my knees with a thunderous force and WHAMMMMM! out of no where came the mega stink bomb that errupted...I think i would have scored higher had the guy holding my legs not slipped into a 3 day coma. ooops-oh well, at least I got the ribbon.

Awesome.... he never saw it coming!

I was wrestling with CS1138 one day and he pinned me to the ground. HE then proceeded to fart in my mouth. I can still taste it to this day. I will get you back you son of a bitch.

You told me you loved me.

And don't go spreading our secrets. We don't know these people. There's already one resident fag, what're they gonna do when we out ourselves.

HA! HA! You're a giant gay! I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, fag.

You're lucky he didn't light that one. You should see this sick fuck. Not only does he have a hyperactive ass gas gland, he feels the need to light each one. I find this especially funny when things start to get too warm down there & he giggles like a little bitch and starts slapping himself in the nuts. Truly a gift.

I just farted and it smells like the elephant section at the zoo. LPB, gonna be a good work day.

I remeber this one night, I was playing with my Marvel Legends figures and my wife came in the room. She squatted over them and farted right on Magneto's head. He stunk for months.

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Slimmie</i>
<br />You're lucky he didn't light that one. You should see this sick fuck. Not only does he have a hyperactive ass gas gland, he feels the need to light each one. I find this especially funny when things start to get too warm down there & he giggles like a little bitch and starts slapping himself in the nuts. Truly a gift.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">But that one the other nite that traveled up my leg was priceless![:D]

I remember one night I was fucking slimmies mom and I thought the bitch was pussy farting. I looked down and there were turds on the bed. The bitch shit herself. I punched her in the jaw and broke out of there.

<font face="Lucida Console"><b><font size="6"><font color="yellow">One time, meesa on Tatooine and dissen eopie farten right in meesa face! It very funny, but oh so grossen, okieday?</font id="yellow"></font id="size6"></b></font id="Lucida Console">