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I JEST THAUT OF SUMTHING!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:53 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
JESUS LIEVED A LONG TIEM AGO.
JORJGE WATCHINGTON LIVED A LONG TIEM AGO.
ELVES PRISSLEY LIEVED A LONG TIEM AGO.
I WANDER IF THAY WERE NAYBERS. THAT WOOD EXPLAIN THAT MOEVE NATURAL TRESURE.
Re: I JEST THAUT OF SUMTHING!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 3:22 pm
by Jargo
Elves Prissley works for Santa. Troofs!
Re: I JEST THAUT OF SUMTHING!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 4:51 pm
by Tom Foolery
You make no sense because Natural Treasure had no Dinosaurs in it.
Re: I JEST THAUT OF SUMTHING!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 5:30 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
It would explain why John Wayne fought Ghengis Kahn in the Civil War, though.
Hey, Snigtad. Did you know the inventor of Dynamite also invented the Nobel Prize? What do you make of that?
Re: I JEST THAUT OF SUMTHING!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:01 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
NO YOUR CONFOSED. THE INVENTER OF DYNAMITE INVANTED THE CASE-O'-DEELA.
Re: I JEST THAUT OF SUMTHING!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 7:04 pm
by Tom Foolery
Dynamite? I loved that magazine! I have my favorite issues framed and hanging on the wall. One has Scott Baio and the other has Shaun Cassidy!
Re: I JEST THAUT OF SUMTHING!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 7:14 pm
by Negative Boy
You're both wrong. There's no way the inventor of dynamite is a Mexican. I don't know what his name was, but I'm pretty sure he was Turkish or Danish. Or Swissish. One of the ishes.
And Jesus wasn't neighbors with George Washington. Washington wouldn't have allowed a Jew to live in his neighborhood. And besides I think the other Jews killed him before he could apply for a country club membership(and then get turned down.) so there's that.