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the dead... shall rise
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:27 pm
by Optimus Prime
all hallow's eve approaches.
the souls of the dead forumites shall rise to torture the living with a fate worse than death.
vacation slides!!
Re: the dead... shall rise
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:08 pm
by Doc
behold....
behold my family's trip to the grand canyon!!!
Re: the dead... shall rise
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:13 pm
by Optimus Prime
beautiful children, doc.
here's a photo my daughter took of me during our trip to the rockies last summer.
Re: the dead... shall rise
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:35 pm
by Ben Reilly
Long as fucking Teddy Kennedy don't come back and try to drown me and force me to get his socialist healthcare, I'm cool with the dead rising.
Re: the dead... shall rise
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:24 pm
by Negative Boy
The dead shall rise sounds like gay shitty homoerotic fan fiction about gay zombies fucking each other in their squdgy decaying orifices. It reads like something Ran would come up with. And Zombie fiction is nothing less than a metaphoric attack on Conservative Republican ideals. Fuck you, you hippies.
Re: the dead... shall rise
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:28 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
tHE DEAD DO NOT RISE WHEN i COME AROUND.
bUT i GET A RISE OUT OF A DECEASED DADDY. a REAL RISE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT i MEAN.
aND THEN i POUND THE DRIED-UP SHIT OUT OF THEIR DEAD ASSES.
Re: the dead... shall rise
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:34 pm
by Zero
I DON'T KNOW IF ANYBODY CAUGHT THIS IN OPTIMUS' POST ABOVE.
BUT HIS DAUGHTER TOOK THE PHOTO.
WHICH MEANS OPTIMUS IS A FATHER.
AND THEREFORE ELIGIBLE FOR A FATHER FUCKING.
CARRY ON.
Re: the dead... shall rise
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:38 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
oF COURSE i'VE NOTICED. iT'S MY JOB TO NOTICE!
iN FACT, JUST LAST WEEK, bIZZARO tHE gRIP AND i PUT dOC'S CORPSE IN THE CAB AND TOOK TURNS. i PORKED pRIME WHILE bIZZARO DIDDLED dOC. tHEN WE SWITCHED.
aND, WHEN WE WERE DONE, WE TRANSFORMED THE TRAILER AND DOUBLE-TEAMED jOE bIDEN IN THE BACK SEAT OF rOLLER.
Re: the dead... shall rise
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:59 pm
by bIZZARO tHE gRIP
oH HO HO, yES! tHEN WE PLAY UN GAME OF OOKIE COOKIE. aH ESTILL THEENK THAT jJREASON'S PADRE LOST ON PUROPSE. bUT CAN TU BLAME HEEM?
Re: the dead... shall rise
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:05 pm
by Positive Boy
I happen to enjoy Ran's writing. On Friday evenings, I put on my Snuggie, grab some wine coolers, light some scented candles, hit play on my John Tesh/Kenny G mix tape, hop in my comfy chair, and read fan fiction from all of my favorite websites all night.
Re: the dead... shall rise
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:09 pm
by Negative Boy
You make me ill. Go fuck yourself, you nancy little hippie.