so.. Halloween is a few weeks away. Im at the mall with a buddy so he can pick up a few things for a party at this Halloween shop.. we get to the checkout and the girl behind the counter was well.. smokin hot.
She was sorta goth, but not like I fell in a tackle box goth.. Hot.. goth. slightly pale. Great titties that were bursting out of this low cut sleevless black shirt.. tattoos on both arms. tastefully done I might add. This bitch was fine.
So....
While he was being checked out,. I was throughly checking her out, and while in mid stare at her bussom I remarked.
"wow. Those are amazing. Are they real?"
she was bit taken back by the comment as was my buddy who should have known by now nothing is sacred when it comes to me..
she quipped with "Thats a mighty bold question, thanks, and yes, they are.."
I responded with.. "Bold? I was asking about your tattoos..? "
and walked out leaving her in a horrid mess of wtf just happened
I love fucking with people.
Checkout Girl..
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I myself too love pasty black haired goths. I have this feeling that you were either in Hot Topic or Spencers. Am I right? I remember one Spencers I went into had this hot goth chich wearing a skirt so small you could see her ass cheeks. Mmmm...mmmm...that was good shopping. Even though I didn't buy a damn thing.
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