the vynsane asylum

Antlers in Sault Ste. Marie, MI.

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i'd be afraid of poking my eye out.

but think of all the husky native american diabetic tail you would get if you sit next to the snarling wolf!

Do you get a discount for wearing a wolf shirt?

It'd be extra fucking awesome if they threw up a totally realistic Triceratops head somewhere, just mixed in like it was totally normal.

I hope you at least get to eat the meat of some of those animals. I always hate going somewhere that has a buffalo bust, and doesn't serve buffalo.

anarky wrote:It'd be extra fucking awesome if they threw up a totally realistic Triceratops head somewhere, just mixed in like it was totally normal.

haha, or a jabberwocky or something else completely mythological.

I had a big ass hamburger.






It could have had two heads when alive.

a jackalope would be cool, too.

the best restaurant ever would actually be one that's like hooters, where the waitresses wear revealing outfits and are hot. but all the waitresses would be lactating, and you'd get your nourishment from sucking their tits. or, if you wanted, you could order coffee and squeeze one of their boobs into it for creamer, or maybe get a bowl of cereal and use boob milk on it.