Police: Man cut and stabbed after flatulence fight

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Police: Man cut and stabbed after flatulence fight

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WACO, Texas – Police said a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge. A statement Wednesday said police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room. Police said a 35-year-old man allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.

Police said one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at the 35-year-old man, who was cut in the leg. The suspect was accused of then stabbing the man in the chest.

The 35-year-old was taken to the hospital and police said he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.

The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.

Good thing it was only a fart and not a Virginia Mudslide. Someone would have been shot.
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maybe it's time to just wipe waco, tx off the face of the map...
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One good tornado should do the trick. I've been through there once. We stopped for lunch. No, I didn't have the BBQ.
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