LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.
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The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.
The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.
Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.
The goat reportedly rushed to a computer, which he used to access some internet forum so he could insult a guy named "Jargo." When asked why, the goat responded, "Because the Nexu loves him. That's why." We at the vynsane.com newsroom have no idea what that means, but suspect it may be a clumsy reference to an old inside joke.
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