the vynsane asylum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZVdCx9AhhE

That thing is even cooler than shamWow

I said it

Holy fuck!!! This IS better than ShamWow!!!

You're gonna love my nuts.

Hi! It's Vince with Slap Chop. When I found out about Slap Chop, my eyes lit up, just like a buttafly.

You're gonna be slappin' your troubles away.

Okay, how is that different from the thing I have that's just like it that I've had for about ten years? Yes, it comes apart, Vince.

Love the little sparkle on the strawberry. Nice touch.

Did yours come with a free Graty? I think not.

yeah, one that you can pass around at the dinner table??


Tho seriously only the pitch is new, which makes it even more awesome

Mr.Ts flavor wave is also an excellent pitch, the woman is a PRO

i passed your mom around the dinner table. everyone got a piece.

making america slimmer with cheese? hmmmm that'll do it.

gotta say that commercial actually managed to make Vince look do-able. soon as he said he could do it with one finger I was sold.

oh yeah that line is funny "if I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand", a total slap in the face to the audience that seems to have been unintended

Jargo wrote:making america slimmer with cheese? hmmmm that'll do it.

gotta say that commercial actually managed to make Vince look do-able. soon as he said he could do it with one finger I was sold.

I figured it would have been the "You'll love my nuts" remark.

Vince, you ignorant slut. That shit's been around for years.

Suck my junk, Jokah. You're gonna love my nuts. I'm gonna shit right into your eyes. That is gonna smell.

Holy moly! I erm.... well....




Holy moly!

that moly is holy.