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"that's so embarrassing" moments
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:54 pm
by Zaphod
for me, it came in college. one night i got really drunk and getting drunk off cheap beer makes me wake up with the shits. this night in question, i woke up with shits but i was too tired, and didn't want to bug the almost-midget phillipina girl i'd shacked up at the party earlier. i thought all was well and went back to sleep. it wasn't until i heard a piercing scream at around 7 in the morning that i realized i'd shit myself. you've not felt stupid until a girl not only wakes up and doesn't remember fucking you, but is in a pile of your diarrea.
Re: "that's so embarrassing" moments
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:44 pm
by Zero
THIS STORY IS A COMPLETE FABRICATION, AS EVIDENCED BY ENTIRELY TOO MUCH DETAIL BEING PUT INTO THE ETHNICITY AND SIZE OF THE FEMALE THEREIN.
I CALL SHENANIGANS.
I DO NOT, HOWEVER, DOUBT THE VERACITY OF THE SHITTING OF ONESELF IN BED.
THAT I'M SURE YOU DO ON A REGULAR BASIS.
Re: "that's so embarrassing" moments
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:45 pm
by jjreason
And isn't it "Filipina" even though she's from the Philippines?
Re: "that's so embarrassing" moments
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:10 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
Zaphod went to college? I got the impression he was like 14 years old.
Y'know. SenorJabba's age.
Re: "that's so embarrassing" moments
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:07 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Rollo Tomassi wrote:Zaphod went to college? I got the impression he was like 14 years old.
Y'know. SenorJabba's age.
Add five there, scooter.
Re: "that's so embarrassing" moments
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:10 pm
by anarky
Uh oh. If you name drop Scooter, then he's going to be around soon, and he's the boringest Muppet of all.
Re: "that's so embarrassing" moments
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:59 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Rollo Tomassi wrote:Zaphod went to college? I got the impression he was like 14 years old.
Y'know. SenorJabba's age.
Add five there, scooter.
Uh-huh. Sure. Listen up pipsqueak, when you hit 30, you come back and read this topic and then you'll understand that 14 and 19 are the same thing.
Re: "that's so embarrassing" moments
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:17 am
by Senor JabbaJohnL
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Rollo Tomassi wrote:Zaphod went to college? I got the impression he was like 14 years old.
Y'know. SenorJabba's age.
Add five there, scooter.
Uh-huh. Sure. Listen up pipsqueak, when you hit 30, you come back and read this topic and then you'll understand that 14 and 19 are the same thing.
I'll put it on my calendar for December 2019.
Re: "that's so embarrassing" moments
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:35 pm
by unlimitedpudding
Zaphod wrote:for me, it came in college. one night i got really drunk and getting drunk off cheap beer makes me wake up with the shits. this night in question, i woke up with shits but i was too tired, and didn't want to bug the almost-midget phillipina girl i'd shacked up at the party earlier. i thought all was well and went back to sleep. it wasn't until i heard a piercing scream at around 7 in the morning that i realized i'd shit myself. you've not felt stupid until a girl not only wakes up and doesn't remember fucking you, but is in a pile of your diarrea.
Dude, I bet you spent over $20 on paper towels that month.
Re: "that's so embarrassing" moments
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:51 pm
by Zaphod
i did indeed. but i got my paper towels, which is more than that shmuck jabbajohnl can say about his stupid red figure. did your boyfriend ever send it?
Re: "that's so embarrassing" moments
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:30 pm
by Antropov
unlimitedpudding wrote:
Dude, I bet you spent over $20 on paper towels that month.
Vince agrees with you.
