smoking pole

[vynsane]

so, in NYC, they've now taken up two traffic lanes on broadway to create a bike lane and a huge "island" (which isn't actually a curb-raised section of the street, just a part of the road that's been covered over with a sand-like substance) and placed tables with umbrellas and chairs on it. aside from being a massacre of biblical proportions the moment one truck loses its brakes and careens into unsuspecting lunch-eaters, there was a thin metal object that has a hole at the top, presumably to receive cigarette butts. the writing down the side? "smoking pole". i shit you not.

[Joe Sixpack]

Man, I knew all you Noo Yorkers are into that gay stuff. This just proves it.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Whatever happened to Joe Sixpack?

I figured he'd be in tight with Ben Reilly and the other teabaggers.