I call for a Vice Presidential debate

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:22 am

I have not decided whether to cast my vote for Palin or the ShamWow carnie guy.

I believe unlimitedpudding and Antropov should debate so that I know how to vote.

Two men enter! One man leaves!

unlimitedpudding · Post by **unlimitedpudding** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:54 am

This country needs change!

ShamWow Carnie Guy for Vice President.

Because you are gonna spend $20 a month on paper towels anyway.

U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

unlimitedpudding · Post by **unlimitedpudding** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:47 am

Let's look at each candidate's assets. ShamWow Carnie Guy has his product. Palin has her looks and a nice rack. ShamWow Carnie Guy provides a 10 year warranty. Can Mrs. Palin do that? Not without expensive plastic surgery. Plastic surgery will cost thousands of dollars. For $19.99, you get 8 towells that will last you 10 years. ShamWow holds 21 times its weight in liquid! Can you imagine Biden or Palin doing that? No. Go with the value. Beware of Shamwow imitators.

ShamWow Carnie Guy has sold millions of units--way more than the population of Alaska. He doesn't have ties to the fat cats in Washington. He is all about what is good for you and your cleaning needs.

Testamonial

You'll say WOW every time.

U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

unlimitedpudding · Post by **unlimitedpudding** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:29 pm

ShamWow Carnie Guy for Vice President. He has his own microphone and headset. That will save the taxpayers money.

Because you are gonna spend $20 a month on paper towels anyway. 10 Year Warranty. Beware of Shamwow imitators!

U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:08 pm

the microphone/headset combo has me sold!

The Joker · Post by **The Joker** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:09 pm

I nominate myself for vice president. I'd definitely introduce a little bit of...chaos.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:16 pm

Gotta say, ShamWow carnie guy is quite convincing. Palin has a lot of catching up to do.

shamwow guy givs me a boner

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:30 pm

That Shamwow carnie guy puts up a fantastic argument. You gotta give it to him.

unlimitedpudding · Post by **unlimitedpudding** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:29 am

I declare victory.

ShamWow Carnie Guy for Vice President!

Zero · Post by **Zero** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:36 am

unlimitedpudding wrote:I declare victory.

ShamWow Carnie Guy for Vice President!

I OVERRULE YOUR DECLARATION OF VICTORY. AS STATED IN THE OPENING POST, CAPPY WILL HAVE A REBUTTAL TO CONVINCE US ALL THAT MRS. PALIN IS MORE QUALIFIED FOR OFFICE. THERE WILL BE ORDER IN THESE FORUMS. AND CERTAINLY NO WANTON KILLING.

HEH. I CRACK MYSELF UP.

OH. AND JOKER IS DISQUAILIFIED FROM BEING A VICE PRESIDIENTIAL CANDIDATE BECAUSE HE WAS BORN IN BRISBANE. SUCK IT, DRAG QUEEN.

I CAN RIDE A BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:43 am

Zero wrote:AS STATED IN THE OPENING POST, CAPPY WILL HAVE A REBUTTAL TO CONVINCE US ALL THAT MRS. PALIN IS MORE QUALIFIED FOR OFFICE.

i don't know about office, but i DEFINITELY know she's more qualified for ORIFICE!

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:07 pm

vynsane wrote:
Zero wrote:AS STATED IN THE OPENING POST, CAPPY WILL HAVE A REBUTTAL TO CONVINCE US ALL THAT MRS. PALIN IS MORE QUALIFIED FOR OFFICE.
i don't know about office, but i DEFINITELY know she's more qualified for ORIFICE!

And she's POLLING really high.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:30 pm

Did this turn thread into a scene from Wayne's World?

Wayne Campbell: She's a babe.
Garth Algar: She's magically babelicious.
Wayne Campbell: She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:45 pm

SCHWING!

unlimitedpudding · Post by **unlimitedpudding** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:31 am

The proof is in the pudding. This country needs change!

ShamWow Carnie Guy for Vice President.

Because you are gonna spend $20 a month on paper towels anyway.

U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.U.S.A.

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