I ride a bike to work now

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I ride a bike to work now

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10 miles each way. Today was my first day. Man, my behind is sore.

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Oh, and I know what you are thinking, and up your's, I'm only 33. :D
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I don't get it.
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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:I don't get it.
yeah... this isn't a dick OR fart joke. unless your behind is sore from a dick or a fart. is it?

heh.

that's actually awesome. i'd ride a bike to work but i live 60 miles away from my job, so that would really suck. i'd have to leave for work by the time i get home from work.
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I wouldnt mind riding a bike to work, but

a) I am a bit overweight and need to lose some lbs.

b) there are more hills here than anything. Fuck that sit.

c) I have both my nuts and my name is not Lance Armstrong
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kidhuman wrote:I wouldnt mind riding a bike to work, but

a) I am a bit overweight and need to lose some lbs.
riding a bike will help with that...
b) there are more hills here than anything. Fuck that sit.
especially with hills.
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Re: I ride a bike to work now

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the 33 bit was a joke on the 40-year-old virgin.

And if you haven't ridden a bike in about 15 years, it doesn't take anytime at all for your bum to star hurting! :cry:

I'm going to do it again on Monday! I'm kinda worn out today!
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no matter how long it's been since you rode a bike regularly, expect about 2 weeks of that weird super-pain right on the pelvic bone thingy then after that as long as you ride regularly it won't happen again- that's why I ride pretty much every single day, so as to avoid that breaking in period
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When I lived closer I used to skate to work every day. Now that I'm a few more miles (and all gravel shoulders) away, I don't have the luxury any more.
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I RIDE A BIKE TO WORK WITH NO HANDLEBARS.













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The best term I heard for getting a sore butt from riding a bike was "agony of the seat."

If Zero can ride a bike with no handlebars, does that mean he's getting a BJ from either Cy-Kill or Scooter?
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i RIDE YOUR FATHER TO WORK EVERY DAY.

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That would explain why he says commuting is a pain in the ass.
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Zero wrote:I RIDE A BIKE TO WORK WITH NO HANDLEBARS.

I CAN RIDE A BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS
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vynsane wrote:
kidhuman wrote:I wouldnt mind riding a bike to work, but

a) I am a bit overweight and need to lose some lbs.
riding a bike will help with that...
b) there are more hills here than anything. Fuck that sit.
especially with hills.

I have bad knees to begin with so it would really kill me. I used to ride a bike everywhere in NYC. I would ride from ride from Crossbay BLVD and Liberty ave all the way to Rockaway and back. Good times
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kidhuman wrote:I have bad knees to begin with so it would really kill me. I used to ride a bike everywhere in NYC. I would ride from ride from Crossbay BLVD and Liberty ave all the way to Rockaway and back. Good times
swimming is the best thing you can do for your body, especially when you have any kind of chronic injury/pain. low-impact, yet a thorough workout.
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