sORRY i'VE NOT BEEN AROUND MUCH LATELY
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Bizarro The Grin
- knightrider
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sORRY i'VE NOT BEEN AROUND MUCH LATELY
i'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY FUCKING YOUR DAD, AND HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TIME TO POST ABOUT FUCKING YOUR DAD.
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
* - fOR AWARD-WINNING FATHER-LOVING.
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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Bizarro The Grin
- knightrider
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Re: sORRY i'VE NOT BEEN AROUND MUCH LATELY
i SAW YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT. sHE WALKED IN ON ME AND YOUR DAD, AND SHE ACCUSED ME OF FUCKING HIM!
i SAID, "lADY, i'M A PLUMBER. IF i WAS HERE TO FUCK THIS GUY, WOULD MY DICK BE SHOVED SO FAR UP HIS ASS THAT YOU CAN SEE THE HEAD POKING OUT THROUGH HIS MOUTH?"
sHE SAID THAT IT WOULD. sO i SAID, "wELL, IN THAT CASE, YOU GOT ME. i WAS FUCKING HIM."
sHE WAS PRETTY MAD, BUT THEN THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE FRONT DOOR AND SHE SAID SHE HAD TO GET IT. tHERE WAS A LOT OF NOISE IN THE ENTRYWAY. wHEN i LEFT, tHE gRIP WAS GETTING SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED HEAD FROM THE SLUT.
i SAID, "lADY, i'M A PLUMBER. IF i WAS HERE TO FUCK THIS GUY, WOULD MY DICK BE SHOVED SO FAR UP HIS ASS THAT YOU CAN SEE THE HEAD POKING OUT THROUGH HIS MOUTH?"
sHE SAID THAT IT WOULD. sO i SAID, "wELL, IN THAT CASE, YOU GOT ME. i WAS FUCKING HIM."
sHE WAS PRETTY MAD, BUT THEN THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE FRONT DOOR AND SHE SAID SHE HAD TO GET IT. tHERE WAS A LOT OF NOISE IN THE ENTRYWAY. wHEN i LEFT, tHE gRIP WAS GETTING SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED HEAD FROM THE SLUT.
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
* - fOR AWARD-WINNING FATHER-LOVING.
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
* - fOR AWARD-WINNING FATHER-LOVING.
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bIZZARO tHE gRIP
- sloth
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Re: sORRY i'VE NOT BEEN AROUND MUCH LATELY
aH AM ESO ESORRY aH HAVE NOTA BEEN AROUND MUCHO, EETER. aH HAVE BEEN EN ZEE hOSPITAL. aH AM MUY BUENO, NOW. yOU SEE, aH WAS MAKING ZEE SWEET SWEET AMOR TO UN PADRE WHILE UN GRANDPAPA EFINGERED MY RUMP. wE TRIPPED OVER ZEE gRANDPAPA'S COLOSTOMY BAG. aH VILL NOTTA ESAY WHO ZEE PAPA Y GRANDPAPA, BUT HEEZ EENITIALS ARE dOUBLE g. 
zAT ES ME, FOCKING TU PADRE!