the vynsane asylum

I have a friend who is in a casual relationship with another person over the past year. Every time they are intimate, the other person immediately takes a shower. I told my friend I don't know any other person who does this sort of behavior. I was just wonderinig what you guys make of it. Clearly the shower taker has some sort of psychological issues. My friend wondered if it was reflective of them personally. Your thoughts?

Maybe it's just a coincidence, that they just happen to have sex right before the person was planning to take a shower.

Or maybe they just feel dirty.

usually when me and elf git down there's at LEAST one shower required

OR it could just be psychological

It happens EVERY time and IMMEDIATELY after. No cuddling or cigarette or anything.

I don't know if you watch the show, but Sex & the City had an episode about that.
Miranda (the redhead) was seeing a guy and every time after they made boom boom, he would jump up and run into the shower. Eventually, Miranda asked him why he does that and it turns out that he went to Catholic school or something and he was taught that sex was wrong and it was engrained in him that sex is dirty.

So basically, it's just a psychological thing to want to take a shower after coitus.

I know that females (including myself) typically have to pee after fornucation. I know it has something to sterilizing the urinary tract. Cause I read somewhere (probably Cosmo) that the bladder has a lot to do with female ejaculation.

Showering after boom boom also probably has a lot to do with getting a UTI. Some girls I know say that they always jump into the shower after penetration cause they want to clean out their area so they won't get a UTI.

I personally have never had a UTI because I douche with Seth MacFarlane's foot.

RoIIo Tomassi wrote:I have a friend who is in a casual relationship with another person over the past year. Every time they are intimate, the other person immediately takes a shower. I told my friend I don't know any other person who does this sort of behavior. I was just wonderinig what you guys make of it. Clearly the shower taker has some sort of psychological issues. My friend wondered if it was reflective of them personally. Your thoughts?

Is it two dudes fucking ? Two chicks ? A dude and a chick ? Be gender specific, please.

BumCake wrote:
I personally have never had a UTI because I douche with Seth MacFarlane's foot.

And that right there is exactly why the internet ain't fit for grannies.

I wouldn't mind if a partner wanted to jump right in the shower after. That would give me a chance to get a couple of minutes rest... and heck, I might even jump in after they were done. For the record, I often feel the need to pee RIGHT after I ejizzculate - but that's mostly because i don't like the feeling of trying to pee once the stuff has dried over the wee wee hole.

I usually have a strong urge to piss immediately after also.

Sleazer wrote:
Is it two dudes fucking ? Two chicks ? A dude and a chick ? Be gender specific, please.

A dude and a chick. Does that matter, phobe?

jjreason wrote:For the record, I often feel the need to pee RIGHT after I ejizzculate - but that's mostly because i don't like the feeling of trying to pee once the stuff has dried over the wee wee hole.

Back when it mattered, I often whizzed before we started, because there is nothing more annoying that having that "I have to go" feeling while you're thrusting towards the big O.