the vynsane asylum

Right maybe one or two of you know this but I'll post it here for the enjoyment of the group...
Right well before the Romulan incursion I posted about how I got my ribs busted by Elf while were were fucking.

There is now a sort of "snowball effect" that has resulted in another broken bone. I was walking to get the phone (all jerky cos the pain from the ribs kinda comes on STRONG every once in a while the dissipates)

It only rings three times before the answering machine picks up so I was trying my best to get it in time. On ring #2 I was damn near to actually answering it, about 6 feet away, when I had a CRAZY spasm and kicked my Laz-E-Boy SO hard that it busted the middle toe on my left foot (matching the left ribs that were busted)

So in 3 days I managed to break 2 bones (fuckin UNTREATABLE ones at that) and now I am in a Universe of pain- I woke up to find the toe completely FUCKED yesterday and was scheduled to open the gas station so I went in and fuckin toughed it out and it was the second most painful day of work I've ever experienced- and second time working with untreated broken bones I might add

sorry tofr the jerking pain I'm soprry you gotts eal wth thta...hope thr pasin from ducking has dusbuisdeeded yet ?????????????????????

it's partially dusbuisdeeded, yes, thanks for the thought Bro, still a dull ache in both places and I'm still slightly slowed down by both injuries but not too bad

You get to fuck a chick that puts a road cone in her ass. I don't wanna hear your sob stories.

lol I ain't sobbin or lookin for sympathy Sliki, just thought the stories were worth tabling here is all

How did she break your ribs fucking? I missed that shit.

I was on top of her and she likes to play rough so she did this shoving shit that (mostly because I was coming down AND she hit it JUST so) broke a rib or two_ knocked the wind outta me and I had to rest for like 20 minutes before finishing the job

Madness. Can't say as I've ever had any real injuries as a result of coitus. Shortness of breath perhaps....