Thinspiration.

[BumCake]

have you ever heard the term "thinspiration?"

it's a faggot word that anorexics and bulimics use. it basically means what it sounds like: inspiration to be thin.

some anorexics keep thinspiration journals, which are basically just spiral notebooks with pictures of skinny celebrities and jews in concentration camps taped up inside.

and when an anorexic has the urge to commit sin in the form of ingesting food, they just manage to lift their weak little arms and flip through their thinspiration journal.

and by gazing upon the images of skeletal remains and red carpet trash, the anorexic then overcomes that urge to eat so they can keep on track and not stray from their much needed diet.

they basically just look at pictures of skinny people in order to encourage them not to eat.

it's pretty fucking retarded.

like why keep a journal of that shit? why put pictures of skinny celebs and people you wanna look like in a journal? they're not fun to look at.

just keep pictures of naked people and dumb sluts spreading their vagina in your journal. that's what i do. it's funner to look at than pictures of skinny people. some people call it pornography, i just call it labiaspiration. because it inspires me to embrace my vagina in the form of penetration.

and my labiaspiration journal isn't so much a journal, as it is moreso a magazine.

it's actually many magazines stuck together with a form of feminine biological adhesive.

i have a vast collection of labiaspiration journals.

some of my labiaspiration journals are just collections of cave drawings of naked people, and some of them are scenic photographs of sunflower fields. i have very broad horizons.

i also keep a journal of pictures of clouds cause that's what i wanna look like.

i want to look like a cloud, and when i feel the urge to rain or release a bolt of lightning, i just look at a picture of a cumulus cloud and then i no longer want to hail, rain, or snow.

i call my cloud journals precipitationspiration journals.


but seriously, how fucking dumb is thinspiration?

like, are you that fucking weak-minded that you can't maintain your own selfish illness? i mean, not only are you inadequate because you have an eating disorder, but you also can't even maintain your inadequacy on your own. you seek out support which makes you even more inadequate than you already are.

and you're consciously suppressing a basic survival instinct; the instinct to eat.

you can't get any more inadequate than that.

a retard has better survival instincts than an anorexic.

i found a bunch of thinspiration videos on Youtube.

here are a couple:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=X5BIU01dpTo

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zivHCMLb0VM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QgD6D-Th5uM&feature=related



being a self-proclaimed fat ass, these videos made me laugh.

i honestly watched them while eating a bag of M&M's. and that's a bag of M&M's, not a little packet. a bag. a 1/2 pound bag of M&M's that you get at COSCO.

but i was only eating from that 1/2 pound bag of M&M's when i wasn't picking out the Cheetos that i have scattered all over my mousepad.

i also have a ring pop somewhere near my printer. it might be melted by now.

but these videos are hysterical. cause somebody actually took the time to put together a video of pictures of thin celebrities. and with music too.

one of the videos has the song "live forever" by Oasis playing in the background.

how fucking ironic is that.

i think they should make anorexic porn cause seeing a bunch of skinny bitches pose in their underwear to a song by some british band from the 90's just makes me want to blow a load all over their skull-like faces. even being a mostly straight female, just looking at dumb anorexic sluts being insecure about themselves makes me want to sodomize them.

they probably already have anorexic porn out there. there's a porn for everything these days. for fuck's sake, they already have severed limb porn.

but anorexic porn would be so funny cause everybody would be passing out while they're fucking.

they should make an anorexic rape porn where some anorexic whore gets dry humped by a guy wearing a hamburger costume.

or maybe i should just do that. i'll get a video camera and i'll dress up like a hotdog and i'll mount some dumb anorexic cunt. i'll thrust and i'll girate, and she'll fight and she'll struggle, but eventually she'll submit or pass out. and then i could shove my bratwurst down her throat.

and what's even more fascinating about anorexia is that anorexics have decreased brain function. which makes sense when you think about it.

cause your brain uses up a lot of energy.

i forget the figures, but it's something like 20 or 30% of everything you eat is burned by your brain. and most of the energy that your brain uses goes to eyesight. so, just thinking and seeing burns calories.

it is amazing that the anorexics managed to create the word thinspiration with what limited brain activity they have. and how clever of a word it is.

they took the word "thin" and they put it with the word "inspiration."

and when you put them together, you get the gayest word ever concocted by a community of literate failures.

but the sad thing is that like half, if not most anorexics and bulimics suffered from some sort of trauma or sexual abuse. and their eating disorder is just a reaction to their feeling of loss of control or insecurity.

but not eating isn't gonna make you get any better.

being thin isn't going to give you any more control over your life.

you know how you can regain control of your life?

deepthroat a fudgecicle.

give a banana a blowjob.

reverse-birth a pineapple.

food is the most wonderful thing on this planet.

human beings are assholes and technology is evil. but food, food is like the one all-comforting thing. you know, aside from drugs and severed limb porn.

to me, food is more important than being thin.

living is more important than being thin.

like, i would love to lose weight. i can definitely afford to lose 30 or 40 pounds. it would take some pressure off of my knees and it would make me be more active.

but food is more important to me than just being thin.

i am more important than being thin.

and besides, i like being fat. it feels good.

my measurements are 38" bust, 30" waist, 40" hips.

i'm always warm, in all the right places. be it in my back rolls, or my nether region.

but to have an aversion to food is to have an aversion to live. and if you have an aversion to your life, then so do i. i don't want you to live either. go ahead and starve yourself and die. leave some more food for me. it's as simple as that.

if you're anorexic, you're pre-disposed for early death. you're basically asking to die early.

and so if being thin is more important to you than your own life is, just let me do the world a favor and kill you.

you'll have plenty of time to get thin while you're laying on a metal table in the mortuary and i'm raping your skull with a cucumber.

anorexic vaginas are so ugly anyways.

i don't know why guys like thin girls cause their vaginas are so ugly and thin. and that's the only body part that actually matters on a girl anyways, right?

anorexic vagina is just so unappealing. it's so thin and discolored like the dumb whore who owns it.

instead of a bright and squishy fat girl vigi, you get 2 thin and lifeless flaps of skin. anorexic vagina is hard, too. it's like it's starving. which it practically is.

bulimic vagina is more tolerable than anorexic vagina cause it just has bad breath. and it still feels the same.

but if me and an anorexic were stranded in the wilderness together for a month, i would survive.

and the anorexic wouldn't.

and during our time in the wilderness, i will violate the anorexic when it passes out in our tent.

and i won't enjoy doing it.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

That was the weirdest, longest, best thing I've read online in some time.

[Sleazer]

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[Double_G]

I have no idea why so many guys want skinny chicks. I think that women are beautiful with some extra pounds. Not like the mom in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape", that's over-doing it. But I would totally dominate the girl from "Hairspray" over some 45-pound model any day. I swear to God, these "thinspiration" girls should just have a tub of lard injected into them.

[jjreason]

They had skinny-porn up until recently (as a matter of fact, I think Slicker was in an all-male skinny porn film that was shot on the Pussy Bird right around the time he crossed the equator on his maiden voyage), but the actors kept igniting from the friction. This led to huge increases in insurance costs which led a lot of producers to just say "fuck it". I don't think it was catching on anyhow (other than the catching on fire part, I guess).