the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:42 pm**

All beings exist solely based upon their innate need to make sweet, sweet love to Sarah McLachlan.

Posted: **Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:44 pm**

Interesting concept. I too would bang her. Working on a graduate thesis?

Posted: **Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:58 pm**

LMAO.

Wait we can curse here.

Fuckin hilarious JJ. The meaning of life is happiness. Do what makes ya happy and if that includes banging Sarah, knock yourself out.

Posted: **Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:19 am**

as kurt vonnegut states at the end of my favorite book, <i>sirens of titan</i> "the purpose of life is to love whoever is around to be loved."

Posted: **Sun Apr 18, 2004 6:45 am**

and you wouldnt?

just how far would you go to express your feelings for one? say, if you could have "anyone" yet you had to prove without a doubt you were truely the one for her..

eating corn out of her shit.. hmm.. Im not sure if I could do that.

Im certainly not above licking the love of my life from top to bottom.. but I dunno.. if she asked me.. nicely.. "would you eat that corn outta my shit?" Id think Id have to decline.. then Id have to ask what the fuck she was thinking.. then Id have to ask if any one else has been eating corn from her shit.. then Id have to ponder if she even likes corn that much..

would make a great freakin episode of fear factor though wouldnt it?

weve brought you three remaining contestants into the studio.. we'd like you to meet a fan of the show.. Mr Elton John ( insert screams here )

Your final test, youll need to eat at least 6 pieces of corn from Mr Johns Shit. Elton.. if you would please..

heh.. I just grossed myself out

Posted: **Sun Apr 18, 2004 1:04 pm**

now, could they use their hands? pick it out? or would it be like a pie-eating contest?

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2004 5:45 am**

I just fell on thr floor with that one.. nice

Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:57 am**

Dar, that is fuckin hilarious. I wouldnt eat corn out of no ones shit. That would be grounds for divorce in my eyes.

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:37 am**

this thread still makes me fucking cry... eating shitty corn.. GAH!

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:39 am**

Bah! Me Grimlock not eat corn out of fleshling exhaust! Grimlock not even eat Starscream pieces out of fleshling exhaust!

But Grimlock have strange desire to make sweet, sweet love to Sarah McLachlan. Me Grimlock not even think Grimlock male connector coaxial cord connect properly, but Grimlock find a way if chance present itself!

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 8:34 pm**

what is the meaning of life?
i want to know!
am i just on this shit whole for nothing am i

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:59 pm**

Yes, you are.

Just thought I'd throw out that I saw her on TV the other day. She has not aged well. Very poorly, in fact. And I don't think she's even that old.

And does anyone else think that first post is unusually... articulate?

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:40 am**

Thus proving my theory that somewhere between when he first started posting and today, Snigtad's father left the plastic bag over his head for too long. Or he had to eat too much corn out of his momma's shit.

But I never thought Sarah was that much to look at, let alone slip the sausage too. Further proof Snig's a raging gay douchewad.