Wii haven un n√∏√∏ suspectee!!

[Swedish Chef]

Paul McCartnee uff der Wings und durn Beatles ist du stikee whakkee du unternal piddywønk!!!

[Robin]

Holy Abby Road, Swedish Chef! You may be onto something! I used the Bat-Computer to scan for Paul McCartney and I found this:

Sir Paul McCartney is a Prick with a capital P.

Could this be motive enough for an aging British singer to commit such a horrible crime?

[Sam I Am]

Would you accuse the McCartney, oh why?
Would you accuse this FlyingPenis guy?

[Swedish Chef]

Mît findee du postens bi der FlyingPeepee. Him ursn't du Paul McCartnee aften awl!! Strangee und curiosee. Bork.

Dude you're beginning to suck at a rate of 9.8 meters per second squared which is the acceleration of gravity. you suck more than the whore that is Tasia Salad's mother.


THE RED LETTERS MEAN NOTHING.

THE TRAITOR IS NOTHING.

Vås issen dur meenen? Der red rittins is un rêd hërreen? Un dëd alleevay? "Nüffin."

"Nüffin." Hurrrmmm....

Muahaha, Vynsane I am here, I am here now, I am the now. What up? Let's here it for him, he got laid. So did I. We should hang out and high five each other for being such studs, just call me Studley Doright.

ASK JAYK54 WHAT THAT MEANS.

Shüdee vee kvestüün der Studlee Doritee? Ur mabee durn JayK fidee føør? Hurmmmm...U'm gerna doden süm moor reserchee....børk bork bork.

[Swedish Chef]

Ahå! Vi findun du Jayk54!!!

DAMMIT. THEY ARE ALREADY DISCOVERING THE TRAIL!

FIVE OF HIS SIX POSTS HAVE BEEN DELETED!

NO TIME FOR SUBTLETY!

THE OTTERS DO NOT WORK FOR HIM!

HE WORKS FOR THE OTTERS!

THE NINJA HAS THE ANSWER!! THE NINJA WITH NUTS!!

Agïn vit der ottees!! Hurrmmmm...Whø vas derm ninjee vitee nuttees? Î makee du moør reserchee...

[Stormshadow]

I am a ninja who kicks people in the nuts. Snake-Eyes is a wannabe ninja who plays with his nuts. But most likely you are looking for Orbsah Stealth Ninja. Who isn't really a ninja(although he desperately wants to be) but he is clearly nuts.

[Zero]

STOP THIS LINE OF QUESTIONING IMMEDIATELY.

[Orbsah Stealth Ninja]

I no a kirr Etelnar Padawan. Someone shoot him. I no have gun. Onry supal shalp ninja sword.


I no have nuts eithel. just some olange chicken and the foltune cookie I get from the Panda Expless. Mmmmm vellly tasty!

[Stormshadow]

You are an embarrassment to Ninjadom.

[Disembodied Voice]

AND YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUTH, AND THE TRUTH WILL MAKE YOU FREE. BEHOLD, THE NINJA SQUIRREL!

[Zero]

I DEMAND YOU STOP THIS LINE OF INQUIRY IMMEDIATELY


AND RETURN TO YOUR USUAL SHENANIGANS.

[Swedish Chef]

Beholdee, du ninjee skvîrlee!!

I think I'm in love with Raylene.

She's got a body that won't quit.



SUMMER'S EVE

MASSENGILL

MUST I BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH THIS?!?

Agîn vit der peepee rittins!! Vås us strangee persuun whøm urst un düushee? Düush Düush Düush!! Hurm beetee unternal piddywonk üver du hëd!!

dude, ph-q J..... I mean Eternal! ICP are the shxt and you know it... however your little attempt to be funny was actually funny as crap. It was so funny I want to crap my pants!

It's too bad that John wants your ass. I was talking to Fluffy while zoning juice, and said 'John wants Eternal's ass', then looked at him and said 'right John?' and he said 'yeah.. yeah right!'

I know where you live man, and I can just as easily make sure John knows... so if you see any masked men with a zipper mouth riding his 10 speed toward your house, you'll know........

and I'm out.


THE OTTERS ARE THE MAN. THE CORPORATE MAN. THE YES MAN.


THE IRISH DOCTOR KNOWS. SEEK HIM OUT.

Du ottees agîn!! Enuuff vit der ottees fur Petees saåk!!! Yeeshee!!

Whø ist du Irush dokktur? Is hurm du whakee killee?

[Seamus ODoyle]

Oi've nae been t'medical school, but Oi'm sure as shit Irish, olde boy! Ferget about all this killin' nonsense, come down t'the pub'n'll buy ye a pint a guiness. Aye, a nice stout ale what calms the nerves after a hard day o' investigatin'. Sure'n ye look like ye could use one or three. BUT YE CANNAE BRIING YUIR DAGO PARTNER ALONG WIT' YE! Fuckin' wop bastards ha'e their place inne world and it AIN'T in me pub! Ye fuckin' pricks. Sure'n ye can go fuck yuirself all t'way back to Italy, ye fuckin' fucks!! Go fuck yuirselves!! Begorrah!!

Tell 'em Sean O'doogan! Tell 'em wot we think o' thier thievin' stinkin' greasy haired sicilian spaghetti eatin' mothers!! PISS OFF! The lot o' ye!!

[Zero]

I DEMAND AND ORDER YOU TO
CEASE AND DESIST ALL FURTHER
INVESTIGATION AT ONCE
IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW.

[Twiki]

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It's too late for that, shithead.  I found the IRISH DOCTOR.

IRISH DOCTOR.

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And he had some interesting things to tell us.

THE WHOLE TRANSMISSION.

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And now I see that the truth was in front of us from the very beginning.  RED LETTERS anyone?

THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.

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So what do you have to say for yourself......

















ZERO?