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Newsbot to appear in Penthouse Magazine!
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:31 pm
by Newsbot
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In order to promote the new softer, gentler Newsbot chassis (complete with fully-operational VAG-69 Unit), this reporter will be appearing in an upcoming issue of Penthouse Magazine.
Proceeds from the sale of this issue will be donated to the many third-world families torn apart by Action Online over the past few years. Also, a bonus CD of "Turning Japanese" as recorded by John Mayer will be included for free.
In keeping with Penthouse's recent "no nudity" policy (in order to appeal to a younger readership), this reporter will be clad in lacy unmentionables and/or coyly covering any body parts which, if shown, would result in a PG-13 or R rating in a feature film.
Here is a preview of this reporter in the upcoming issue, which hits newsstands everywhere September 31!
Re: Newsbot to appear in Penthouse Magazine!
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:18 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Wait'll I get my Hanes on you...
*ahem*...ermmm...SO, Newsbot, will this selection of pictorials be availible for download so I don't have to waste money picking up a hardcopy of that poonrag?
Re: Newsbot to appear in Penthouse Magazine!
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:59 pm
by anarky
I'm excited!
I'll wager Newsbot is, too.
Re: Newsbot to appear in Penthouse Magazine!
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:20 am
by mabudon
Oddly enough, that pics is about as "hardcore" as anything in the last issue of thyat POS "magazine" I saw- just had to mention it- in 90% of the pics the chicks are actually fucking CLOTHED
Re: Newsbot to appear in Penthouse Magazine!
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:43 pm
by Newsbot
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Error! What happened to the pictures?
This reporter was going to bump this thread so that teenaged boys everywhere could jack off to it. The new Newsbot processor gains strength from spilled semen.
Re: Newsbot to appear in Penthouse Magazine!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:48 am
by Ran
There is still a picture in the first post. Maybe you should run a level 3 diagnostic.
Re: Newsbot to appear in Penthouse Magazine!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:11 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
I don't see the picture. Not that I've been looking for it.