gUESS wHAT???
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:17 am
i'VE BEEN REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT MYSELF LATELY. i APPARENTLY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD BY SOMETHING AND LOST MY MEMORY, WOUND UP IN THE DOG POUND FOR SOME REASON, YADDA YADDA YADDA.
aNYWAY, i WAS GETTING REALLY DISGUSTED BY THAT gRIP FELLOW TELLING ME i NEEDED TO GET BACK TO HAVING SEX WITH FATHERS. tHAT'S NOT ME, AFTER ALL. tHAT'S JUST DISGUSTING. i PUT UP WITH IT FOR A WHILE, AND THEN THIS STUPID FORUM CHANGED. tHIS WASN'T THE FORUM i COULDN'T REMEMBER ANYMORE. i WANTED OUT.
sO i HOPPED ON A PLANE BOUND FOR cANCUN. hOPEFULLY, GETTING AWAY FROM THIS INSANITY WOULD CLEAR MY MIND A LITTLE. wE'D JUST TAKEN OFF, AND i WAS IN A SEAT WEDGED BETWEEN aUXILLARY'S FATHER AND SOME LITTLE GIRL. aND YOU KNOW HOW CRAMPED THOSE SEATS ARE! i DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK i WAS A PEDOPHILE, SO i SCRUNCHED A LITTLE CLOSER TO aUXILLARY'S DAD, WHO WAS ASLEEP.
aND THEN HE SHIFTED IN HIS SLEEP, AND HIS HAND RUBBED AGAINST MY CROTCH, AND i REMEMBERED: i'M bIZARRO tHE gRIN, BITCHES!!!
i TELL YOU, i COULDN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE. i TACKLED aUXILLARY'S DAD INTO THE AISLE, AND i MADE HIM CRY OUT FOR jESUS. aFTER ALL THE NASTY SHIT WE DID THAT INVOLVED MY BIG BLACK DICK AND ALL HIS ORIFICES (SOMETIMES TWO AT ONCE--DON'T ASK HOW), i'M SURE WE'RE BOTH ON THE "NO-FLY" LIST. tHE GIRL SAID, "hEY! wHAT ARE YOU DOING?" tO WHICH i REPLIED, "dON'T WORRY, KID! yOUR DAD'S NEXT!" aND HE WAS.
sO i'M BACK! i'VE GOT A LOT OF CRAZY FATHER-FUCKING TO DO, TO MAKE UP FOR MY LOST WEEKS. i PLAN TO HAVE cAPTAINSOLO1138, eTERNAL pADAWAN, VYNSANE, AND JJREASON OVER FOR A MASSIVE "CIRCLE OF SALAD TOSSING" THIS WEEKEND. aND YOU BITCHES BETTER BE THERE!!
oH, i'M BACK, ALL RIGHT!
i'M HERE! i'M QUEER! yOUR DAD IS FUCKED!!
aNYWAY, i WAS GETTING REALLY DISGUSTED BY THAT gRIP FELLOW TELLING ME i NEEDED TO GET BACK TO HAVING SEX WITH FATHERS. tHAT'S NOT ME, AFTER ALL. tHAT'S JUST DISGUSTING. i PUT UP WITH IT FOR A WHILE, AND THEN THIS STUPID FORUM CHANGED. tHIS WASN'T THE FORUM i COULDN'T REMEMBER ANYMORE. i WANTED OUT.
sO i HOPPED ON A PLANE BOUND FOR cANCUN. hOPEFULLY, GETTING AWAY FROM THIS INSANITY WOULD CLEAR MY MIND A LITTLE. wE'D JUST TAKEN OFF, AND i WAS IN A SEAT WEDGED BETWEEN aUXILLARY'S FATHER AND SOME LITTLE GIRL. aND YOU KNOW HOW CRAMPED THOSE SEATS ARE! i DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK i WAS A PEDOPHILE, SO i SCRUNCHED A LITTLE CLOSER TO aUXILLARY'S DAD, WHO WAS ASLEEP.
aND THEN HE SHIFTED IN HIS SLEEP, AND HIS HAND RUBBED AGAINST MY CROTCH, AND i REMEMBERED: i'M bIZARRO tHE gRIN, BITCHES!!!
i TELL YOU, i COULDN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE. i TACKLED aUXILLARY'S DAD INTO THE AISLE, AND i MADE HIM CRY OUT FOR jESUS. aFTER ALL THE NASTY SHIT WE DID THAT INVOLVED MY BIG BLACK DICK AND ALL HIS ORIFICES (SOMETIMES TWO AT ONCE--DON'T ASK HOW), i'M SURE WE'RE BOTH ON THE "NO-FLY" LIST. tHE GIRL SAID, "hEY! wHAT ARE YOU DOING?" tO WHICH i REPLIED, "dON'T WORRY, KID! yOUR DAD'S NEXT!" aND HE WAS.
sO i'M BACK! i'VE GOT A LOT OF CRAZY FATHER-FUCKING TO DO, TO MAKE UP FOR MY LOST WEEKS. i PLAN TO HAVE cAPTAINSOLO1138, eTERNAL pADAWAN, VYNSANE, AND JJREASON OVER FOR A MASSIVE "CIRCLE OF SALAD TOSSING" THIS WEEKEND. aND YOU BITCHES BETTER BE THERE!!
oH, i'M BACK, ALL RIGHT!
i'M HERE! i'M QUEER! yOUR DAD IS FUCKED!!