the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:55 pm**

Zee tahm has come, for zee fathairs of zee verld, zey are not getting enough focking, oui? Who shall rahplace our missingk Bahzarro ami?

Zee winair of zees poll as of zee Thursdah naht shall be tasked veeth focking all the fathairs of zee world, undt zere ees no rayfusing zeese sahcraid role, ho ho ho ho!!

Veel eet be:

Snigtahd Flairnbi? He ees just a yong boy, bot he has expairaince focking his own padre.

CapitanSolo1138? He has worn zee titail of fathairfocker for some tahm; parhaips he should live up to zee name?

Enrique Iglesias? Zees Latin lovair could spahce up zee asshole of any fathair.

Eternail Padawan? He ees veray, how you say? Abrahsive. But he loves zee cock, me zinks.

Famke Janssen? A female fatherfocker vould be unpraycedentaid, non, but Zee Group, vee are all for zee equail opportunity, ho ho ho ho!

Mabudon? An undairdog to be sure, but not being a fathair, he would not be tasked veet focking himself.

Vote airlay, undt often. Closes at zee Zursday.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:12 pm**

Why is mabudon winning? That's kinda freakish.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:29 pm**

C'mon Famke. She's the only one I'd want to see naked on that list, let alone be fucked by.

No offence, Cap'n & Mabs.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:59 pm**

I am just happy I am not nominated

Posted: **Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:00 pm**

Vote fer Eternal Padawan, or ETERNAL COCKSUCKER's more like it!

Posted: **Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:03 pm**

I voted for Famke.

Posted: **Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:12 pm**

i votef for ME! hope i win, then u faggs will be sad i beat u.

BURRRRRRN!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:21 pm**

Even if you do win, you are still a loser.

Posted: **Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:28 pm**

Snigtad voted for himself in this poll? Doesn't it confirm what a lot of us have said all along?

Posted: **Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:04 pm**

Slurp, Slurp.

Posted: **Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:22 pm**

oH HO HO! eET APPEARS THAT eL mABUDON HAS TAKEN ZEE LEAD!

Posted: **Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:30 am**

HOLD EVERYTHING!!

I've found him!

I stop by the pound every few days to make sure none of my friends have been picked up. And I smelled a familiar stench this evening. Yes, the dogcatcher picked up Bizarro The Grin, and he's on death row.

I'm going to gather up my change so I can go back tomorrow and adopt him.

Posted: **Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:36 pm**

I'm so glad you guys found your missing friend. Reunions are so great. If you are going to celebrate his return by having a party, you should try my recipe for a three bean salad. It is yummy. Oh! How about some develed eggs, too!

Posted: **Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:25 pm**

The Growl wrote:HOLD EVERYTHING!!

I've found him!

I stop by the pound every few days to make sure none of my friends have been picked up. And I smelled a familiar stench this evening. Yes, the dogcatcher picked up Bizarro The Grin, and he's on death row.

I'm going to gather up my change so I can go back tomorrow and adopt him.

Here boy! I thought you were going to fetch that fruity freak. Where the hell did you go?

Posted: **Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:51 pm**

WHEW I was hopin I wasn't gonna "win", how the FUCK did that even happen??

the vynsane asylum

Who veel rayplace Zee Bahzarro Zee Green?

Who veel rayplace Zee Bahzarro Zee Green?