the vynsane asylum

Normally I visit WWTDD because its hilarious.
But lately (since July 3rd), its gotten retarded with him/them/whatever calling good looking chicks fat.

July 13, Jennifer Love Hewitt

It may not be very nice to call Jennifer Love Hewitt fat, but don't you kid yourself, Jennifer Love Hewitt would eat you and everyone you care about if given the chance

July 11, Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarksons music career seems to be falling apart these days, but based on the size of her back and arms, maybe she could play fullback for the Bears. That's a good job. Those dudes are rich, and I don't think they really even do anything.
HQ here, so you can see her impressive traps and tris with unprecedented clarity. She looks like a fat, gay Brad Pitt. Sadly, that's maybe the nicest thing I've said about her in two years. Bravo, Kelly.

July 9, Mandy Moore

Finally the pictures we've all been waiting for. And by "we", I mean, me and my penis. Mandy Moore in a bikini on vacation in Mexico. And wow are they disappointing. This is why Mandy Moore is on the flag team of Hollywood and Jessica Alba is captain of the cheerleaders. Because Mandy is fat. It's like comparing an issue of Playboy to an issue of Chocolate Mamas. She should be ashamed of herself.

July 3, Scarlett Johansson

I like to pretend the real Scarlett Johansson doesn't have a giant ass and a dumb tattoo and an alarming gut. And the real one doesn't dress like a mom out camping.

July 3, Kelly Clarkson again

I thought the media was supposed to bombard us with images of physical perfection that puts unfair pressure on girls because it glorifies an unrealistic body type. The obsession with models and peer pressure to stay thin can sometimes push a girl over the edge in search of a perfect body image, I'm told. Allegedly I see them everywhere, in magazines, on television, in movies. Thin, perfectly toned women and fit, attractive men. Well someone needs to punch Kelly Clarkson in her stupid fat stomach because she apparently had no idea

I'd DOMINATE each and everyone of these chicks.

yeah, that's pretty uncool... and totally retarded with the scarlett johannson pic - alarming gut? alarming in that you could probably bend steel over it, maybe... and of course he doesn't mention the skin like porcelain, lips that look like they feel like marshmallows, and boobs that make you want to cry.

If Scarlett Johansen is fat, what percentage of men can ever hope to score a chick he considers skinny? Less than the percentage that can quote (in their entirety) every fucking tie-in to Secret Wars 1&2, Crisis, Fall of the Mutants, Infinity Gauntlet/War/Crusade, Onslaught, Knightfall/Knightquest/Knightsend, Civil War, Infinite Crisis, Zero Hour, Death of Superman/Funeral for a Friend/Reign of the Supermen, Countdown, One Year Later, and Age of Apocalypse, AND who don't live in their parents' basement and masturbate themselves to sleep while looking at the cover of Debbie Gibson's Out of the Blue?

i always knew that wwtdd.com was pretty much retarded, and this just proves that he's buying into the whole "you're too fat to be famous" routine that creates celebrities that he can then make fun of for being too thin when they become anorexic because of said pressure. retard.

Yeah. I can't wait for my daughter to start reading shit like that. I pretty much want to cause that idiot pain.

jjreason wrote:Yeah. I can't wait for my daughter to start reading shit like that. I pretty much want to cause that idiot pain.

word.

Slurp. Slurp.

This ones for you Mr. slurp slurp.

IMAGE DELETED: REASON: TOO GAY

"How many dicks is that?"

"A lot."

Auxiliary wrote:This ones for you Mr. slurp slurp.

IMAGE DELETED AGAIN: REASON: EVEN MORE GAY TO POST IT A SECOND TIME

Looks like a sea anemone.

Anyway, to counter the above pictures (who are all regular sized, BTW) I present chicks who are way too skinny.

Kate Bosworth


Nicole Richie


Skeletor from "The OC"


Whoever the hell this is


I'll take those "fat" chicks over these twigs any day.

I'd take a lump of disease-ridden coal over Nicole Richie. She's not only too skinny, she's a major fuggle.

God damn it, why did you have to post that dick picture twice?

(Any and all autofellatio comments can be kept to yourselves.)

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:
(Any and all autofellatio comments can be kept to yourselves.)

No they cant.

I bet you wish you had one like that so you can choose.