The Transformers movie poll!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:02 pm

What do you think?

Post by **vynsane** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:04 pm

there isn't an "all of the above" option in making a poll?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu May 17, 2007 1:28 pm

I wonder what Starscream thinks?

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Thu May 17, 2007 1:42 pm

I went with the "sun shot" option

There may be no nachos in it, but there'll be more than enough cheese

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu May 17, 2007 1:52 pm

are u crazey, this movie will ruel! it will be the kewlest even tho cheetara is not in it, he is my faverate! when u sea it u will say hay snigtad u we're rite. and i will say yeah + ramember when u bet me sex with ur mom that it would suck, and u will be 2 dum to now that is a lye + u will let me haev sex with ur mom annd the bich will luv it + soon she will get a davorse + i whill be ur new daddey + i will fukc her in front of u every day!

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:48 pm

Eternal Padawan wrote:I wonder what Starscream thinks?

Me Grimlock sure Starscream think, "Oh, me Starscream stupid Decepticon to sign Michael Bay contract. Now silly fleshling cast loser from Beast Wars to play me Starscream. Me Starscream so stupid, and now me know me even stupider than me Starscream am Fairycon."

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:20 pm

Grimmy, didn't you get anal shafted by Snigtad? That's got to be the most humiliating thing....ever. Even more so because you are a gigantic fucking robotic war machine. And he's a fag in the sixth grade.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:55 am

I saw a new trailer the other day (maybe its old. I don't know, nor do I really care) and it made me partially retarded. I now know how a movie can be too over-the-top. It reminded me of the prequels in that every scene they showed had too much going on. If something wasn't blowing up, someone was being chased or Starscream was flipping out of the sky and transforming in a "cool, unexpected" way, much to the amazement of those below.

Maybe I'll go see Shrek the 3rd instead.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:32 am

What? The In-Line Skating Didn't make you think "Holy Shit! Best Movie EVER!!!"

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:02 pm

Snigtad Flornbi wrote:are u crazey, this movie will ruel! it will be the kewlest even tho cheetara is not in it, he is my faverate!

Cheetara's from "Thundercats", queefburger.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:17 pm

Double_G wrote:Cheetara's from "Thundercats", queefburger.

Yeah, you should just pretty much ignore everything he says or assume the opposite is true.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:33 pm

<sigh>

Grimlock, you big dumb piece of metal, you have no idea how right you are. (Well, except for the Fairycon bit. Ask Elita-1 how gay I am.) We've had our differences, and I still think you're a big, dumb mechno-ox, but when you told Bay to shove his authorization papers up his exhaust port, you have no idea how right you were to do so. I really wish I'd done the same. Now I'm played by the stupid monkey from Family Guy.

Negative Boy · Post by **Negative Boy** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:42 pm

I can't believe they are already talking sequels to this tower of turd. As if gigantic talking robot cars was the least bit realistic. Lets say for the ludicrous sake of argument that such a thing was at all possible, why the fuck would they bother to come to Earth and turn into Yellow fucking Camaros? If Astronauts ever discovered a planet of six inch tall pig-bear-worm creatures who rolled around on giant balls of shit, would the Astronauts really take the time to disguise themselves by smearing themselves in shit and pretending to be boulders of turd? Or would they just walk up to the little monsters and say "give us your plutonium or whatever." and the first pig-bear-worm that gave them grief would get stomped flat. Transformers are fucking stupid and so is that asshole Simon Furman.

Post by **vynsane** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:06 pm

hahah! pig-bear-worm. that's fuckin' funny!

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:30 am

I'll be too busy staring at Megan Fox the whole movie to even give a shit about the plot, so count me out of this.

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