the vynsane asylum

Monk E-Mail is pretty much the funniest fucking thing you can send to somebody in an office. Especially if you do text-to-speech and have him ( or her) say

"Your swollen hairy cock felt so good in my ass last night. I came over and over and I want feel your sweaty balls slapping against my anus in the conference room in five minutes. Bitch."

Why the bitch? I dont know. But it's funny trust me.

This is the funniest shit ever.

I sent Monk-E-mails to my mom and my wife. They both sent me one back. Mom actually did the voice recording rather than using the text option. She later told me she sent one to my Uncle, who in turn sent one to my Aunt.

See what you started?

What can I say? I'm a giver.