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Eternal Padawan injured while trying to suck his own penis!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:44 pm
by Newsbot
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Vynsane.com regular Eternal Padawan has strained his back while attempting to suck his own penis.
Eternal Padawan was rushed to a local hospital, where nurses laughed at him. He is being kept in a medically-induced coma for his own safety. It is unclear when he will be released.
"Apparently, he just didn't realize how small his pecker was," said trauma surgeon Dr Oliver Clothsopf. "Sad, really. I'm referring to his tiny johnson when I say that, though the back injuries are sad, too, I suppose."
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:50 pm
by Slicker
Well, did he make it?
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:55 pm
by Eternal Padawan
So THIS is how it's to be, is it Newsbot? With the smear campaign? And the lies? And the stealing of the toiletries from the Howard Johnson?
For shame.
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:42 pm
by kidhuman
No lies here, check youtube, its up there
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:15 pm
by Eternal Padawan
I see no link.
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:38 am
by Slicker
You can't find it because you're probably looking for "autofellatio" instead of "autolingus". I think by "penis" he was referring to your vagina.
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:06 am
by Eternal Padawan
Oh I saw the footage. I saw footage of kidhuman tossing Snigtad's salad. I saw footage of Newsbot smearing feces on his girly parts. I saw footage of the Grips and Grins in an orgy at the Sunset Glen Retirement Estates where they had to truck in the KY. I saw footage of slicker's mom getting fisted by a gorilla. But nothing of me gobbling my own pecker.
If you could put up a link, I'd appreciate it.
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:27 am
by anarky
You want footage?
(Warning! Not for the faint of heart!)
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:42 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Horrifying. Truly.
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:18 pm
by jjreason
Bloody hell, were they moving out of the way because of his powerful blowing, or because his breath smells like wretched farts?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:22 pm
by Rob Liefeld
YOU NEED TO SUCK MY COCK NEXT FAGGOT!! I'LL JUST STICK MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH ONCE I FUCKING KILL YOU!
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:18 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Somebody has snapped. Unfortunately, he didn't snap his pencils.
Re: Eternal Padawan injured while trying to suck his own penis!
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:06 pm
by anarky
So, ever had this problem, JJL?
Re: Eternal Padawan injured while trying to suck his own penis!
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:19 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
No, cause I do it well.
