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Me Grimlock not fit for service

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:29 pm
by Grimlock
Me Grimlock ashamed to say, but me Grimlock abused last week.

It happen when me Grimlock at mall near Atlanta. Me Grimlock see Snigtad Flornbi try steal dildo at sex shop. Me Grimlock pull out Moderator Terror Squad badge and chase stupid fleshling into alley.

It dark in alley, and stupid human Snigtad hit me Grimlock in face with dildo. Then he take off pants and stick massive dildo in me Grimlock butt. Snigtad and Boner take turn putting thing in me Grimlock butt, finally put in their ding dongs.

When they leave, me Grimlock crawl to security officer station. Security officer say it not crime to stick things in car exhaust pipe. Me Grimlock try explain me Grimlock in robot mode at time, but they not listen to me Grimlock.

Me Grimlock depressed and ashamed, but me Grimlock hope by me coming forward it help others who abused by stupid fleshlings.

However, me Grimlock not think me fit to be moderator any longer. Not only me Grimlock bested by stupid fleshling that me Grimlock once eat after Doctor Doom kill, but after Batman rebuild me Grimlock, me Grimlock keep having strange urge to kill Richards and Spider-Man. Me Grimlock no longer trust me Grimlock to do good job. That and Mustang totally gay car.

Me Grimlock hereby retire from active MTS service, effective once Slag get back from kicking Snigtad puny human ass.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:49 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
Ha ha ha fag u wear askin 4 it, u were wearin thos short mud flaps liek a fagg!!

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:12 pm
by Eternal Padawan
A horrific image of Snigtad and Grimlock's lovechild/big wheel just flashed through my head.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:21 pm
by Starscream
Oh my.

Wait until Jetfire hears about this. Grimlock beaten by a half-retarded fleshling? Oh, the other Autobots will have a field day with this.

You putz-bot.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:36 pm
by Ran
Go-bots are laughing at Grimlock right now.














Even Scooter.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:48 pm
by kidhuman
Even Scooter, thats damn funny. Grimlock is gay

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:47 pm
by Diabolical
Grimlock is back?

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:31 pm
by anarky
Fuck you, Grimlock.

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:31 pm
by anarky
You fucking Go-Bot.

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:31 pm
by anarky
I'm the Juggernaut, bitch.

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:45 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Grimlock, you fucking pansy.

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:48 pm
by kidhuman
Grimlock is a pansy ass banana sucking cock lord

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:45 pm
by Antropov
me am happy with big wheel baby! rawwwr!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:45 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Wait, I thought he was still a radio?

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:11 pm
by Ran
That douchebag Batman rebuilt him. Obviously, he left one of Grimlock's DIP switches on pansy mode.