the vynsane asylum

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Sometime in the early morning hours of February 15, visitors to vynsane.com were greeted by a glorious new purple forum.

Though he claims innocence, this change was clearly the work of the webmaster, vynsane. After all, the servers for the site are located deep within an underground complex beneath his home. And it's dark, and there are lots of creaky catwalks and drippy things, and probably mice, and no one would ever break into the server complex to enact such a seemingly minor change.

"If I get ahold of that shithead, I'll kill him," said one forumite, who was grinning widely but asked not to be identified. "And then I'll give his father a fucking like he's never seen!"

Forumite Kidhuman has called for a vote of no confidence, and many other forumites, incensed over the past week or so of an increasing number of changes for the purple, have followed suit. It seems likely that vynsane and his rather useless "All-New, All-Different Moderator Terror Squad" will soon be looking for work elsewhere.

General Zod, Kryptonian leader of the All-New, All-Different Moderator Terror Squad, would certainly be deported to his home planet if he loses his job and his work visa is cancelled. And Terrence Stamp, who played General Zod in the classic film Superman II also played Chancellor Finis Valorum, an ineffectual leader who was deposed by a vote of no confidence in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

Coincidence? This report thinks not.

In tonight's commentary, this reporter will discuss how, if the vote of no confidence carries and the silly Phantom Menace parallel continues along the most logical path, it seems likely that we will soon be led by a great and beloved leader... who will, unfortunately, turn out to be a Sith Lord and kill a lot of us ten years from now.