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Presidents' Day
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:55 am
by The Grin
To paraphrase JFK: Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what your mother can for my boner.
Thank you.
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:15 pm
by Slicker
I'm just happy I get the day off.
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:15 pm
by The Grin
I believe it was FDR who said ""The only thing we have to fear is Slicker's Mom herself." Now, CaptainSolo1138's mother...George HW Bush said it best, "A kinder, gentler mother."
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:56 pm
by The Grin
Continuing my Presidents' Day tribute:
Abe Lincoln - "You can do all of the mothers some of the time, and some of the mothers all of the time, but you can not screw all of the mothers all of the time, but you I'm going to try!"
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:14 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
iN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF gEORGE w bUSH AND jOHN qUINCY aDAMS, "i LOVE YOU, dAD."
aND BY "LOVE," i MEAN "RAM MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT AND FILL YOUR TUMMY WITH CREAMY GOODNESS."
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:41 pm
by anarky
You just fucking bother me.
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:58 pm
by Antropov
Annoy, yes. But that bit about creamy goodness in your tummy was pretty funny.
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:41 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Has this guy ever been brave enought to come up out of the basement? I think when he says "Have sex with mothers" I think it's metaphor for "Reach into my sweatpants and touch my own peepee."
And I believe he does that all day long. His keyboard must be yellow.