Police Investigate Dream Intrusions

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Police Investigate Dream Intrusions

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SAN DIEGO, CA - Police are investigating a recent rash of what they are calling "dream intrusions."  Allegedly, a perpertator has been using a new found technology which allows them to invade and change the dreams of people while they are sleeping.

One unnamed victim described the incident and his assailant "He drew me up to his face and it was sort of that of a goat. He kind of had goat horns and a horses snout." 

Forum members at vynsane.com had this to say about the recent crime wavy.  "BAAAAAA!!!" said one while another said "*giraffe sound*".

Stay tuned for further updates.
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I'm Excited! I'll wager Newsbot is too!
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Is it Dennis Quaid? Wasn't he able to get into peoples' dreams in that fucked up Dreamquest movie? That was the shiz.
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This is why I dont read the news, its just too depressing.
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