Hey, GNT

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:22 pm

You have over forty thousand posts at RebelScum. 40,134, to be exact.

You registered on 5/18/00. You say in your bio on the site that you registered on 5/19/00. I'm not wasting time investigating the date of your first post, but it's probably safe to say 5/19 instead of 5/18, since that's what you yourself claim.

Today is 1/11/07. You've been registered 2,429 days.

Did you realize you have an average post-per-day count of 16.5? That's assuming you never take any time to go on vacation, take leave from the site, etc. So it's probably higher, in reality, since I'm sure even you have to step away from the computer to take a piss.

Even posting pointless stupidity here, I doubt any of us could attain that level of perseverance, especially not continuously over a period of 6.5 years.

So my question to you: Since you obviously couldn't get any pussy to save your fucking life, when do you find time to jack off?

Bizarro Captain Funtime · Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:14 pm

You shouldn't say mean things about GNT, or anyone, for that matter.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:23 pm

Wow. Vitriol.

I could sustain 16 posts per day right up until the point where I realized i was in a topic or thread about something that had been brought up six months or a year ago and talked into the ground and the only reason we were talking about it again was because a n00b had started a fresh topic about the same fucking thing.

I have this theory about attention spans. You get interested in something, take some n00b time to become familiar with the "lingo". Then get into it hardcore for a year, where you get to be an eletist jerk making fun of all the n00bs, then your interests wanes but you don't really want to drop it so you linger for a couple more years. The time frame varies from vice to vice, but usually 4-7 years.

I've done it with comic books, then moved onto Star Wars, then DVDs, now I'm back to comics.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:38 pm

Not vitriol, exactly.

It's just that the guy clearly loves to post, simply for the sake of posting. Count the number of posts at various sites where he simply says, "How true!" I noticed some poor victim of MPFD named Shatnerd started a thread about the movies under the Hasbro ROTS forum. He moved it (without leaving a redirect), and he had to post "Moved to prequel trilogy forum." Why?

He loves to post without saying anything, and it clearly means a lot to him. I was sort of hoping, since he posts here occasionally, that he could shed some light on things.

Or maybe Phillip could tell us why he allows it. I know that fruitloop Batman kicked his ass when he tried to take over, but surely the mods would allow him to respond to this.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:43 pm

How true!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:46 pm

Eternal Padawan wrote:How true!

Why does it not surprise me that someone said that?

GNT · Post by **GNT** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:14 pm

I don't post pad.

GNT · Post by **GNT** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:21 pm

Eternal Padawan wrote:How true!

lol

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:46 pm

GNT wrote:I don't post pad.

GNT wrote:
Eternal Padawan wrote:How true!

lol

Yeah, i can see that.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:20 pm

If he dont post pad, then EP has a 30" cock

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:20 pm

We can ask CS1138.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:58 pm

kidhuman wrote:If he dont post pad, then EP has a 30" cock

Hey it's only half that....

But I only use it every 600 days or so.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:07 am

does that mean it'll be "GO time" for ya soon Rollo??
:mebs:

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:52 am

Man, EP, you need to find an ugly intern and put a bag over her head, or something. 600 days is nothing if you don't know what you're missing. But since you have kids, I have a feeling you have a good idea. I wonder how you can still retain your sanity.

Negative Boy · Post by **Negative Boy** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:54 pm

What? Am I reading that right? Eternal Padajerk hasn't fucked for TWO YEARS? Ha ha! That is priceless. I always figured you for the biggest fucking momma's boy in the world. Now I have proof. You may as well donate your prick to science, fat boy. Ha ha. Loser.