Two vynsane.com forumites killed in accident!
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:37 pm
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A horrific automobile accident Tuesday evening claimed the lives of two regular forumites of vynsane.com.
Bill S Preston and Bizarro The Cow were both pronounced dead at the scene of the accident, at the intersection of First Street and Main Avenue, authorities confirmed this morning.
"While it's always sad when people have their brains splattered out of their heads by the force of a head-on collision, we somehow doubt these two will be missed," said Police Commissioner Jim Gordon. "They were both pretty uninspired alter egoes."
Paramedics rushed to assist Bizarro The Cow, who was not killed instantly like Bill S Preston. When they pointed out that cows should not be driving cars, he replied that he was a BIZARRO cow, then died of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Critics had long claimed that the two were tremendously unfunny. Bizarro The Cow seemed nothing more than a too-obvious knockoff of Emmy-winning forumite The Cow, and Bill S Preston responded only in predictable quotes from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Though their impact was minimal, they will certainly be missed. Funeral services will be held on the Recycle Bin icon of your Windows desktop tomorrow evening.
"It's pretty sad, really," said one smiling forumite who requested to not be identified by name. "And to think, if I'd not been fucking Bill's Missy--I mean, Mom--she might've been in the car with him at the time."