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hey newsbot!
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:11 am
by vynsane
why isn't
this story pouring out of your robotic ass onto my forum?
and more importantly, why is it the top story on yahoo? what the fuck is wrong with that site??? seriously, if i didn't know what kind of site yahoo was, i would think it was
the onion - these two articles are almost identical in uselessness... except one is fake, made to illicit laughter, while the other one appears to be SERIOUS!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:05 am
by Eternal Padawan
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His source is the stockboy at the grocery store!!
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:00 am
by vynsane
yes... i know... really, was this article originally written for "the onion"? i'm really curious...
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:06 am
by Newsbot
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This in just:
My apologies, vynsane. When this story broke on the wire, I was too busy basking in the afterglow of Devastator's orgasm.
Then I had to get up and mop the entire room. That robot cums bucketfulls at a time, I tell you.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:17 am
by anarky
Dude, what the fuck is it with gay robots here? We've got Devastator, Newsbot, Starscream, and now rumors that Zero's gay? Jesus. What, is this a gay robot club now and we weren't informed?
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:05 pm
by kidhuman
Just send your avatar bitch their way, they wont be gay anymore.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:10 pm
by anarky
Dude, if I had control over Jennifer Connelly, I wouldn't be sending her anyone else's way.
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:09 am
by Starscream
anarky wrote:Dude, what the fuck is it with gay robots here? We've got Devastator, Newsbot, Starscream, and now rumors that Zero's gay? Jesus. What, is this a gay robot club now and we weren't informed?
Excuse me?
I'll have you know that I only bang robot chicks, not robot guys. Now that Prime's pushing up electro-daisies, I've been consoling Elita-One. "Consoling" with my dio-coaxial interface port connector, if you know what I mean. Huzzah!
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:49 am
by Zero
DISSEMINATING INFORMATION: SUBCLASS: BRAGGING
INFORMATION MODULE AS FOLLOWS:
PREVIOUS POST SUNSET ACTIVITES INCLUDE:
VIEWING PARAMETERS: KATE BECKINSALE/DILDO: STIMULATION: EROGENOUS ZONE
FELLATIO RECIEVED FROM KATE BECKINSALE
COITUS WITH KATE BECKINSALE
COITUS WITH KATE BECKINSALE IN A CANINE MANNER
COITUS WITH KATE BECKINSALE: LOCATION: SHOWER
FELLATIO RECIEVED FROM KATE BECKINSALE
EJACULATION: LOCATION: KATE BECKINSALE: SUBLOCUS :CHEST:FACE
QUICK SNACK
COITUS WITH KATE BECKINSALE: POSITION: REVERSE COWGIRL
COITUS WITH KATE BECKINSALE/MEMBER OF CLEANING STAFF: SUBCLASSIFICATION: HOT LITTLE MEXICAN NUMBER
VIEWING PARAMETERS: COITUS BETWEEN KATE BECKINSALE AND MEMBER OF CLEANING STAFF: SUBCLASSIFICATION: HOT LITTLE MEXICAN NUMBER
RELAXATION SUBROUTINE: SMOKE CIGARETTE
RELAXATION SUBROUTINE: SLUMBER
FULL AUDIO/VIDEO DETAIL DOWNLOADED TO SERVER
CONCLUSION: THIS UNIT IS NOT HOMOSEXUAL
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